Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by King Daniel Beyond, Mar 19, 2012.
. Spock woke up laughing hysterically. Bones injected
his ass with rich turkey gravy, flooding
him with the desire to start gobbling
bunches of sweet freshly picked kale and
spinach. The ship's crew were unaccustomed to
food, they usually survived by eating shavings
left over from the mess that was
created when the ship's food synthesizers were
set to "ultramush."
Suddenly, Gary Khan lept
onto the bridge and suckerpunched Chekov. Pavel
… yelped something Russian as he fell. Sulu …
took off his pants and started dancing
Gangnam style. Soon, everyone was joining in
the fun and Hikaru led almost twenty
redshirts to bizarre Gangnam style-related deaths,
some through docking hatches and others in
the shuttle bay. Meanwhile, back in Sickbay
Nurse Chapel was reading a copy of
I Am Not Spock, which deeply confused her
because she had always believed that he
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