Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by King Daniel Beyond, Mar 19, 2012.
be coy?” Bones texted back that he
thought was a cute off the cuff
remark, but Kirk took it the wrong
way and started beating Cupcake with a
large shovel. Cupcake winced and tried to
EXPLODE THE ENTERPRISE
from within by detonating a large and
Stout tea pot that contained radioactive
jelly beans from the Orion homeworld. They
were delicious. Sulu had eaten them all
in one sitting and thus there weren't
any left. Sulu turned in rainbow colors
and he started smelling sweet like candy.
He then peed out a Changeling who
transformed into a perfect replica of Sulu.
Real Sulu and Fake Sulu started kissing
passionately and rubbing one another's hair, making
static electricity on the bridge. Spock commented
on the historic nature of this and
then canon-violating Redshirt Chekov walked in,
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