Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by King Daniel Beyond, Mar 19, 2012.
Federation history. Even the Kinky Klingon Kabal was disgusted
by them and wanted to dispatch a
horny Orion slave girl dressed as Pikachu
to infiltrate Orion Syndicate space and plant
explosives in the rectums of the Federation's
most prominent ambassadors, some of whom were
notorious for their clandestine enjoyment of certain
alien pleasures. Rooms were bugged with holovid
sensors that would be triggered whenever somebody
danced gangnam style. Once, the Romulan Praetor
broke into a Gangnam dance inside the
hotel room, causing the walls to shake and
the floor to vibrate so wildly that
it caused a sun go supernova and
threaten the destruction of Romulus with a
shockwave of pure funk. Spock Prime promised
to stop the shockwave with Funk Matter
but he came too late and the
shockwave blasted Romulus into little disco balls.
A black hole of funk was created
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