Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by King Daniel Beyond, Mar 19, 2012.
thing from an ancient, pre-Holodeck thing called
3-D movies that went out of style
in 2013 after a film about boobies
leaping out from the screen caused massive
ornithological controversy. "Those boobies' feathers are not
realistic whatsoever! They look completely bizarre and
and encourage beastiality in our impressionable youth
of all species and cultures...especially the
easily influenced peoples of the Mon'Keesi-Mon'Keedo system
who are so deeply confused about the
finer realities of our reproductive responsibilities. Why,
just last week I saw a group
of them completely baffled by their own
genetalia. They were poking and prodding each
other with hyperspanners and seeing if their
efforts led to any urges to get
down and do the horizontal bop...but
they had no luck. Not even Uhura's
famous and erotic "Fan Dance" got anybody
to get it up.
But then.... suddenly....
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