nuTrek 7-word game!

on you for even suggesting such a

 

story. We're going with Nudist Planet. Again.

 

It'll be cheaper and easier to film

 

and will take full advantage of 3D

 

theater technology...imagine it...breasts so realistic

 

that movie goers can reach out and

 

grope the huge alien funbags themselves! It'll

 

be the most fun anyone's had since

 

the old 1950s theater gimmicks! Whaddya say?"

 

"You're fired." JJ Abrams said, before pulling

 

a ripcord that sent a gigantic and

 

repulsive balloon in Donald Trump's likeness into

 

the whole lot of them. The impact

 

caused everyone to consider where their loyalties

 

lay and whether or not they should

 

reaffirm said loyalties sooner rather than later.

 

But that's not the point! The point

 

is...the point is...dammit, I've lost

 

my train of thought! Crap! The point

 

the point was...oh, fuck...Uhura's hot?