Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by King Daniel Beyond, Mar 19, 2012.
and without any warning...a massive Klingon
"K'mew!" it cried, looking cute.
Klingon kittens were known for eating enormous
baby targs for breakfast. Sharpened fangs allowed
them to slice through the toughest flesh
and starship hulls.
"So cuuuuuute!" Uhura cried,
but - beware, Uhura! The Qitty Q'at is
wondering aloud if she could keep one
crewperson alive for petting after eating all
of the rest of us! That thing
has the heart of a warrior and
the appetite of a bunch of tribbles!
"Suggestions?" Kirk asked.
"A ball of yarn
, sir, deployed strategically at each turbolift door,
might just do the trick and would
distract that overwhelmingly cute beast long enough
for a small army of redshirts to
sneak up behind it with a giant
leash and collar that collossal kitty."
like a plan. Let's go get a
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