Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by King Daniel Paid CBS Plant, Mar 19, 2012.
"Come now, Kirk, your dinosaur music
is no match for me bagpapes!" Scotty
proclaimed, sweeping onto the stage and brandishing
bagpipes, with a deranged dwarf Nazi hooker.
Black Hitler sat in the audience smiling
for she loved dwarves so much that
he changed sex to become a woman!
Kirk had hit on her several times.
But Black She-Hitler wasn't too fond of
Kirk, or white people. In fact, she
disliked them so much that she thought
that the crew should be replaced with
a legion of Robert Palmer backup dancers.
BlackSheHitler hatched a plan, one so fiendish
that even the Klingons couldn't match it.
She planned to clone a black Kirk,
and then a Kirk of every race,
and hold a Kirk Off, where they
would Kirk-fu each other until one emerged
as undisputed Kirk King, and marry BlackSheHitler.
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