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"Come now, Kirk, your dinosaur music

 

is no match for me bagpapes!" Scotty

 

proclaimed, sweeping onto the stage and brandishing

 

bagpipes, with a deranged dwarf Nazi hooker.

 

Black Hitler sat in the audience smiling

 

for she loved dwarves so much that

 

he changed sex to become a woman!

 

Kirk had hit on her several times.

 

But Black She-Hitler wasn't too fond of

 

Kirk, or white people. In fact, she

 

disliked them so much that she thought

 

that the crew should be replaced with

 

a legion of Robert Palmer backup dancers.

 

BlackSheHitler hatched a plan, one so fiendish

 

that even the Klingons couldn't match it.

 

She planned to clone a black Kirk,

 

and then a Kirk of every race,

 

and hold a Kirk Off, where they

 

would Kirk-fu each other until one emerged

 

as undisputed Kirk King, and marry BlackSheHitler.