Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by King Daniel Paid CBS Plant, Mar 19, 2012.
could find nothing but unsubstantiated rumors and
the universe ceased to exist, no takebacks.
Everything rebooted and Spock found himself standing
naked in The Garden of Eden with
soap on a rope and a big
pool of his own tears. The End.
But it wasn't really The End. Spock
had to go back; back to the
future. But he needed a DeLorean and
the only one left was being preserved
in a cryogenic chamber somewhere in the
uterus of the Vulcan queen of death,
a legendary Vulcan who was never proven
to be real but acquired a large
cult following thanks to rumors that she
would grant you immortality if you spoke
to her in human Pig Latin. She
accepted only the piggiest of latin, so
somebody had to be so skilled that
even pig latin experts would be baffled
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