Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by King Daniel Beyond, Mar 19, 2012.
at how well they could say certain
phrases. Suddenly he heard,
"Ock-spay! On't-day ome-cay
oo-tay the ransporter-tay!" But Spock didn't hear
a thing; his ears were filled with
taffy after Kirk played a prank on
him, a prank so brutal he was immediately
reprimanded by Admiral Komack at Starfleet Command.
and launched in a pod toward Pluto.
Komack ordered that Kirk be stranded there
with only a rubber dingy and three
bottles of salt water and no clothes.
It was punishment for impregnating Komack's
son with 3 crablike creatures, combed from
the depths of the last water planet
that the Enterprise had visited. Kirk took
a cyanide pill and hoped to transform
into a zombie, a zombie that would
be the greatest undead rock star to
advance to the finals of 'Federations Voice',
the most popular reality holoprogram of the
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