Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by King Daniel Paid CBS Plant, Mar 19, 2012.
hit the saucer section. "I hate Klingons!"
Kirk yelled as he grabbed a phaser
and donned an EVA suit. He was
going to use a thruster unit to
traverse space and board the klingon ship
so he could kick the commander's ass
personally. He reached the outer hull but
had forgotten the plasma torch he needed
to cut through. He decided to punch
on the hull until one of the
more curious Klingons opened a window to
take a peek and see what was
going on. Air and Klingons gushed out
into the vacuum of space, killing dozens.
"Lock transporters onto the most valuable Klingon
corpse...I want to have it dissected
in case we can find "Klingon nuggets"
inside them...we can sell them to
the Ferengi as "McKluggets" and make a
killing. An honorable killing, one might say".
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