Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by King Daniel Beyond, Mar 19, 2012.
and got distracted by a leggy Yeoman
carrying a tray of muffins. He asked
for a "word" with her in the
ship's arboretum. She agreed but asked if
he would read something about inappropriate sexual
positions before he ate her muffins. The
Captain only wanted to feel her muffins
and see if they were firm enough.
Only the firmest muffins could satiate Kirk's
basest appetities...and she had the right
ingrediants.... although there was something he wasn't
understanding, and that was why she didn't
add anything to her muffins. Only the
faint smell of targ droppings gave anything
resembling a scent off them He tasted
the muffins, sending innuendo levels up to
eleven as he slid his tongue over
each muffin and savored their warm, fresh
Alarms flashed and sirens howled, and
the ship lurched violently as Klingon torpedoes
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