Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by King Daniel Beyond, Mar 19, 2012.
a temporal vortex opened up on Deck
2, spitting out Spock sub-prime. "I have
the worst headache...and a boner for
violating the temporal prime directive. Spock and
his ass were so sore from the
time travel that he couldn't sit for
more than about sixty seconds without feeling
like someone was drilling for dilithium in
his rectum with a plasma cannon. The
excruciating pain gave Spock sub-prime a permanent
hemorrhoid the size of a very large
mouse. "NuSpock and Spock Prime, you must
mind meld with one another to ensure
that the knowledge of the alternate future
is properly hidden from anyone who could
use it to alter the alternate past.
The two Spock clenched their fingers over
each others heads to transmit the knowledge
of how to make a good slice
of pizza with a crust not too
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