Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by King Daniel Beyond, Mar 19, 2012.
soiled and wet himself. The little people
slowly closed in around him chanting a
rendition of an old 20th century Meatloaf
song. "I'd do anything for love but
I won't do that.” They were very
.......short, Chekov thought, starting to wake, laughing
and laughing, until he peed himself.
Up on the bridge, Kirk was overseeing
this via his secret spy camera network.
He stood up, and broke his hip.
"Bones!", Kirk shouted. "I need help!" McCoy
came running with a medkit and injected
botox into Kirk's forehead, while laughing maniacally
and setting fire to Sulu's console.
are the Champions! We are the Champions!!!"
"I need that to fly the ship!"
Sulu tried to put out the fire
with his breath but it didn't work,
He tried smacking it with a salmon
but the fish was so unwieldy that
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