Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by King Daniel Beyond, Mar 19, 2012.
smell wasn't as bad as he thought
so he smeared his face to mask
his real appearance and snuck into the
women's locker room. He waited for the
first woman to enter and begin undressing.
As he waited he suddenly became aware
of a huge insect that was crawling
down his shirt. He tried not to
yell or scream but the insect's legs
were tickling his chest and he laughed
out loud. The lady undressing heard him
and ran out screaming for security. Security
came running with mace and sprayed him
in the eyes. He emitted the famous
noxious fumes that made him legendary for
winning the "Worst Gas" competition of 2245.
His fart was so hideous that security
was forced to retreat. They set up
a lead shield to protect them from
the stench. A negotiator was brought in
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