Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by King Daniel Beyond, Mar 19, 2012.
night away, hoping his probems would just
drift away as his feet shuffled like
crazy on the dance floor. "We have a
chance here to convince everyone to remove
their clothing and party like its 1999."
"It IS 1999!" Gary Seven said. "Your
traveling back in time again! I have
received instructions from my benefactors to take
command and use the Enteprise to attack
the Klingon base on Archanis IV. It
must be done to stop Future-Chang from
getting rid of his eye patch and
showing us all his gross eye hole.
Future-Chang was an expert at both Shakespeare
and singing Lady Gaga songs. He often
regaled his shipmates with the most unique
hybrid musical numbers. Earplug sales rose dramatically
whenever Chang promised to hold a concert
accompanied by his beloved targ named Floofers.
Klingon opera audiences were notoriously difficult to
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