Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by King Daniel Beyond, Mar 19, 2012.
else mattered at the moment but food.
He wanted kielbasa so badly that his
salivary glands went into overdrive causing him
to shake uncontrollably and wet himself. The
drool was a safety issue so the
ship's maintenance crew draped a bib over
the deck, but Cupcake still managed to
slip and bump his head on a
collectible antique doorknob recently installed by Scotty.
he fell upon the injured Nurse Chapel,
then they both went crashing through the
popcorn stand that was setup. Popcorn flew
all over the med bay making crunching
noises; Kirk mistakenly thought it was Klingons
attacking, so he ordered the airlocks opened
to flush them out; 16 redshirts died.
And the ship's entire supply of tacos
was lost; Kirk ordered a detour to
the Taco Bell system for essential restocking.
"Better get some new redshirts, too." Kirk
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