Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by King Daniel Beyond, Mar 19, 2012.
please, being accustomed to first rate poetry
slams that were heralded all over Qo'noS.
These poetry competitions could last for days
and involve upwards of several dozen different
poetic styles including iambic septa meter, haiku,
Pig Latin. The audiences loved it all
, especially "silent poetry", which was glorified glaring.
Many Klingon leaders attended performances and applauded
such contests in the traditional Klingon way:
by throwing blunt objects at the performers.
Performers considered it a mark of pride
if they ended the night bruised and
bloody. Many blood wine bets were made
and lost by drunken warriors who didn't
wash their underwear before going to the
Intergalactic Glutton Bowl. The Grand Champion was
former High Council member Klank, a man
the size of a shuttlecraft. A BIG
man with a big appetite, Klank often
consumed a ship's entire supply of emergency
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