Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by King Daniel Beyond, Mar 19, 2012.
the katra of Surak and the third
flame from the T'Kallaron caves to ensure
that reruns of Silver Spoons would be
void of any temptation to experience laughter.
TV transmissions dating back to late 20th
century taught Vulcans about such things as
chubby men in flannel attracting hot women.
This led to the Pon Farr Flannel
marathon, featuring the hit Vulcans Gone Wild
, a holoprogram so raunchy that the Vulcan
High Command ordered all copies phaser-disintegrated
and commissioned renowned Vulcan filmaker T'Vid to
engage in a planet-wide effort to
raise the bar with quality Vulcan erotica.
A casting call went out and received
more than a hundred different Vulcans who
each found the idea "stimulating" in different
yet logical ways. The casting director decided
instead to hire humans and use fake
pointy ears and glued on eyebrows. The
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