Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by King Daniel Beyond, Mar 19, 2012.
any clue how to transport it effectively.
The last Starfleet vessel to encounter it
tried to tow it in a dilapidated
trailer bed with a busted wheel. It
spilled over half the quadrant causing losses
of keys and TV remote controls. The
thought of being unable to change channels
confused and angered Kirk, who liked to
alternate watching both Andorian Idol and CSI:Kronos.
He'd been conditioned to love remotes since
Suddenly, Spock fell into a volcano.
"AHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhh h h h h h h......!"
he screamed as he toppled headfirst into
a life of ashen regrets and burning
ennui over the fact that his Starfleet
career would suffer if he was incinerated.
Vulcans were taught from childhood that the
fires of Mt. Seleya are fueled by
three frames...er, flames. The first from
the mountain to establish a new order
, the second from the sands to preserve
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