Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by King Daniel Beyond, Mar 19, 2012.
knowing the punchline to a good joke
A wild boar gored Beverly, ripping her
top off and exposing her awesome and
totally flabby back fat.
have been exposed to temporal anomolies!" blurted Spock.
Chekov fashioned a spear and began hunting
invisible pigs all over the Enterprise. He
found three in the shuttlebay, but nobody
believed him when he said
it - until one managed to chew through
one of the plasma conduits and cause
a catastrophic radiation leak in the lower
Smells of roasted pig
engineering decks. Beer completely flooded the bridge.
Kirk called for a Red Alert but
prospect of roast pig, beer, and music
made devout non-alchoholic vegetarian Spock feel
completely left out of all the fun.
"I have some Trellium-D." Uhura offered.
Trellium-D was so rare that nobody had
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