Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by King Daniel Beyond, Mar 19, 2012.
their shocking scenes of Vulcan-on-Tellarite
-on-Andorian action. The vids eventually caused
such an uproar that the Vulcan Embassy
had to release a formal apology to
both Tellar and Andoria. Both planets decided
to keep their probes away from Vulcan.
A blockade was established around the Vulcan
porn hub to prevent any further incidents
and was enforced by the most elite
prudes the Vulcan High Command could find.
Armed with plasma cannons and lirpas, they
destroyed a girl-on-girl video transport
converted from a Klingon freighter. The stench
of all the dead bodies and coolant
of used, burning Kleenex filled the galaxy.
The transporter suddenly activated; silver containers materializing
; it was Scotty's long lost video collection.
"Haggis in the bedroom, 100 uses"
claimed they were a martial aid, but
Scotty was as single as could be.
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