Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by King Daniel Beyond, Mar 19, 2012.
appear to be native to Vulcan and
further...my god, what's this technique? The
only way two humanoids could reach that
position would be if one were severely
flexible and ambidextrous to the point where
they were no longer considered a vertebrate.
The Surak Shuffle had been outlawed following
the severe injuries sustained to Ambassador T'cock,
whose name was ironic yet appropriate for
the very first Vulcan diplomat to ever
solve a diplomatic crisis with this technique.
The very first war between Vulcan and
Andoria ended when T'cock "Surak Shuffled" the
worm out of its cage; it led
a brief period of Vulcan sexual liberation
during which there was an explosion of
intimate relations with inhabitants of the three
planets Vulcan, Andoria, and Tellar giving rise
the planet. But wait, you haven't heard
about the resulting porn vids, infamous for
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