Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by King Daniel Paid CBS Plant, Mar 19, 2012.
it allowed him to vent his frustrations.
Which is very useful when cooped up
on a Federation starship for weeks on-end.
One time, Chekov found a kitten in
one of the ship's cargo bays and
decided to shave it - he'd heard "shaven
pussy is the best" so he decided
to have one of his own.
that's not what the term means," Kirk
tried to explain. "What it means is,
well, it's...uh...look, never mind! I'm
going to give you a magazine that'll
explain the entire thing to you, okay?"
Chekov took it and disappeared for five
minutes before returning with a smile on
his face. He claimed Russians invented porn.
A quick check of the ship's databanks
revealed ancient Vulcan sex positions including "The
Surak Shuffle," which apparently involved a large
number of oddly shaped vegetables and didn't
Separate names with a comma.