Not to be crude but...
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I'm reminded of how well JD's "ice tongue" went down in Scrubs.
As in, not at all.
Warming her up Godben would probably kill her.
Imagine if you stuck your penis inside a woman who's core temp was twice our own, some 75 degrees Celsius?
Your wang would burst into flames.
(Who just flashed back to basics where they're using their own hair as kindling to start their campfires? There'd be a scrub fire heading up your snail trail toward your nipples and down your leg hair towards your ankles.)
As in, not at all.
Warming her up Godben would probably kill her.
Imagine if you stuck your penis inside a woman who's core temp was twice our own, some 75 degrees Celsius?
Your wang would burst into flames.
(Who just flashed back to basics where they're using their own hair as kindling to start their campfires? There'd be a scrub fire heading up your snail trail toward your nipples and down your leg hair towards your ankles.)
Despite being a fan of the character Kes, there are a lot of stupidities to be found when it comes to the character.
The silly lifespan, a species with such a short lifespan couldn't develope into more than primates.
The "one-child syndrome". Anyone can see that it just doesn't work out.
The mating ritual. Don't mention it.
Ocampa females deliver their children from the back. Oh dear!
If I had the power to re-write some things in the show, I would definitely get rid of the crazy things mentioned above.
Without being rude, sometimes I wonder what the writers were on when they came up with that.
Fortunately, the personality of the character remains and that's the most important thing with Kes.
The silly lifespan, a species with such a short lifespan couldn't develope into more than primates.
The "one-child syndrome". Anyone can see that it just doesn't work out.
The mating ritual. Don't mention it.
Ocampa females deliver their children from the back. Oh dear!
If I had the power to re-write some things in the show, I would definitely get rid of the crazy things mentioned above.
Without being rude, sometimes I wonder what the writers were on when they came up with that.
Fortunately, the personality of the character remains and that's the most important thing with Kes.
I've never let that stop me in the past.
To be fair, we are primates.
Besides that, though, shorter lifespans means a greater number of generations, which means that evolution via adaption and natural selection could work faster on their species, not slower.
His little pecker was covered with thick, orange hair, so he was fine beefing Kes.
Joe, waxed
I dont know sometimes when I think about the human body.Ocampa females deliver their children from the back. Oh dear!
Only an engineer would run a reproduction system/pleasure entertainment system, down a waste extraction pipe.
Never really thought of it that way.I dont know sometimes when I think about the human body.Ocampa females deliver their children from the back. Oh dear!
Only an engineer would run a reproduction system/pleasure entertainment system, down a waste extraction pipe.
...and oddly enough, it still won't stop us from having sex either.Never really thought of it that way.I dont know sometimes when I think about the human body.Ocampa females deliver their children from the back. Oh dear!
Only an engineer would run a reproduction system/pleasure entertainment system, down a waste extraction pipe.
Anywhoo, Kes' temp might run high due to the living conditions of the Ocampians. I would imagine it gets cold living underground.
Um.
It's probably still the same pipe.
you'd find nothing between her legs you'd recognise and so have to reposition your tackle up to between her shoulderbladers if it plans on getting a bit wet before breakfast. Logically speaking because human sperm just would not live long enough to make the trip from her crotch to her shoulders. it only lives for 3 or four days and that's how long it takes the little beggars to travel 6 or 7 inches off to find that dang egg, but some ones shoulderblades are easily 8 times that distance no matter how short Jennifer Lein is. If human sperm lived for over a month outside the scrotum, then this would be a much more interesting world indeed.
Although if our authors of this fiction are failing to create imaginative new holes in her body to have sex with, that still leaves us with the holes that we already know about that, which would be her mouth nostrils and ears, which are all remarkably closer to the egg sack area in the shoulders than her groin area, so it's probably one of those 5 holes rather than her pooper, not that we can be sure were she poops from how.
My bet is that it is her ears.
You never wondered why they were so funny looking?
Clam like even.
Might explain the hair cut too.
Consider.
she was a slave.
The kazon would have cut her hair or not cared to cut her hair at their direction and insistence, but would they really have let her have scissors with out supervision? but if her long flowing locks and stuff was in the way of easy access to her her sexual organs, it's no wonder they groomed her like that for quick entry.
Makes me question that black eye she had too.
It might not have completely come about from...
Two guys from Australian Big Brother were thrown out of te house for "Salami slapping" some girl. She might have been asleep? It was a long time but it was all caught on camera. Only in Oz, no?
So it might not have been an angry fist that gave her that eye in the pilot.
But for consensual sex, that just makes the hand gluing together process during procreation just insane leaving some guy with life long back issues after the fact, left at a weird jarring (though not impossible) angle for two days... but if she has two equally viable (actually? vaginal roulette? Or like that game of chicken on Flash Gordon when they were putting their hands in the log to tempt the poison frog? That only (randomly) one of them is working?) sexual organs both of which can make a baby, doesn't that mean that perhaps nature originally intended that two men would compete (even if both headginas are working this would alow for no guilt as both men walked away allowing for a 50/50 chance that their fun had been innocent with no extended consequences being ignored, like how one guy in a firing squad is given blanks for military executions.) (thinking about lumberjack competitions here where there's two guys standing akimbo on a huge log chopping at it from either end) but really like they would trust their sperm to out race some other naked guy half a foot away sweating and bumping into them with out the good mind to apologize wfor the invasion of personal space...
Anthropologically (or the alien equivalent) her headginas are like thunderdome.
Two men enter.
One man leaves.
(that means she might spend a decent portion of the mating glued to a corpse.)
So two guys with one hand each glued to the same girl for 50 hours, both trying to put their penis into one of her ears, which might be a decoy, while she's still in heat, while they're trying to kill each other if they can't work out a polite way to take turns depending how civilized they are depending when in history we are observing this mating ritual.
It's 50 hours.
How many times is the guy or guys supposed to take a shot at her sack?
Does their sperm get lost?
Is it difficult to breach the membrane?
Billions of failed attempts chipping away at the exterior of her egg?
Or does it take dozens of hours for an Ocampan male to ejaculate?
Hmmm?
I completely forgot about alien nation or those cogenitors from Enterprise, that two headginas and two blokes are a complete requirement.
Maybe she needs... No she thought she could make a baby with Neelix all by himself, unless no one explained the birds and bees to her completely? Though she had Glynnis fine?
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^ Don't encourage him!
Agreed. The absolute last thing I need is encouragement.
But I have been thinking.
Ocampan penises would have to be incredibly small if there were two of them competing for space where she thinks unless her brain were the shape of a doughnut... Although if they were quite large instead of quite small, say, maybe 4 foot or a little longer then the trip from the crotch to the shoulder blades would not seem so impossible.
However I was thinking that if it wasn't for her fever during eloguim, her substantially reduced body temperature would cause any sperm voyaging inside her to be semi refrigerated and in so have a substantially increased life span to make a month long journey to the other side of her body possible, at least baring fatigue and accidents, for a useful fraction of the initial spunk load let loose in the beginning... Which would again explain why they would need to be at it for 50 hours.
But I have been thinking.
Ocampan penises would have to be incredibly small if there were two of them competing for space where she thinks unless her brain were the shape of a doughnut... Although if they were quite large instead of quite small, say, maybe 4 foot or a little longer then the trip from the crotch to the shoulder blades would not seem so impossible.
However I was thinking that if it wasn't for her fever during eloguim, her substantially reduced body temperature would cause any sperm voyaging inside her to be semi refrigerated and in so have a substantially increased life span to make a month long journey to the other side of her body possible, at least baring fatigue and accidents, for a useful fraction of the initial spunk load let loose in the beginning... Which would again explain why they would need to be at it for 50 hours.
Nope. (I don't mean the two of us together either perverts. Minds out of the gutter people.)...and oddly enough, it still won't stop us from having sex either.Never really thought of it that way.
After seeing some of the things I have on the internet regarding sex I don't think some people are worried about what's flowing through the tubing.
And Guy...words escape me right now.
Well, after all, the internet is for pron.
Hmm?
Maybe she has to have the fever, and can only breed while she has this fever, because at every other point in her life the ice running through her veins would kill the male reproductory discharge invading her biology, which again would be just one more explanation for the 50 hours, that once the fever breaks, that her desperately low body heat would freeze her lovers cum to death in it's tracks, sorry, I mean, in her tracts..
Meanwhile, that two men fighting over the right to impregnate her ear canals scenario duel to the death I presupposed, I could see it come about that more often than not it's the guy who gets killed who is the also the one who is the baby daddy, which seems like an equitable punishment for murder as it stands.
I still have to consider that while all this is happening that her father is massaging her feet.
Wow.
These Ocampans are crazy.
Hmm?
Maybe she has to have the fever, and can only breed while she has this fever, because at every other point in her life the ice running through her veins would kill the male reproductory discharge invading her biology, which again would be just one more explanation for the 50 hours, that once the fever breaks, that her desperately low body heat would freeze her lovers cum to death in it's tracks, sorry, I mean, in her tracts..
Meanwhile, that two men fighting over the right to impregnate her ear canals scenario duel to the death I presupposed, I could see it come about that more often than not it's the guy who gets killed who is the also the one who is the baby daddy, which seems like an equitable punishment for murder as it stands.
I still have to consider that while all this is happening that her father is massaging her feet.
Wow.
These Ocampans are crazy.
You've certainly put more thought into the Ocampan reproductive cycle then the VOY writers, that's for sure.
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