NFL Talk - 2010-11 Season
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Yeah, I'd love to hear how that conversation goes.
Dear Bears,
Uh, you beat a winless team, so you won a game you should have won ... in one of the most pathetic games I've seen all season. Good job, I guess. I don't care if you're 4 - 1; if you extend Angelo and Lovie, I swear to God I will burn Halas Hall to the ground and use the ashes to line my cats' litterboxes.
Dear Lance Briggs,
For the love of God, please be OK. You can't seriously be hurt. I'll cry crocodile tears, like these.
Dear Matt Forte,
Hell yes, son.
Dear Julius Peppers,
Anyone who said that the Bears paid too much for you is officially nuts. You're a fucking monster. Keep it up.
Dear Izzy,
Uh, it would really help the defensive line -- and your case for a starting job -- if you have a few more games like you did against the Panthers. Three sacks is nice; let's see what you can do against a team that doesn't suck out loud. If you can maintain this level of effort, you'll suddenly make the Bears not look grotesquely stupid for making Brown, Ogunleye and Anderson skip town.
Dear Jay Cutler,
Please get better soon, holy shit.
Dear Todd Collins,
Check into a nice home with some friendly people and get into shuffleboard, or maybe quilting. You're done. You're officially worse than Henry Burris and Chad Hutchinson. You proved yesterday just how insanely stupid it was for Angelo to think he could sneak The Fever through waivers and hide him on the practice squad. I'd probably rather sign Juice Williams than keep you around, if only for the comedy potential. Go to hell, you geriatric fuck.
Dear Houston Texans,
wat
Dear Oakland Raiders,
Hey, it took seven years and 13 losses, but you finally beat the Chargers. Rock on.
Dear Saints,
Amazingly, shockingly, stunningly -- Drew Brees is not particularly good when everyone in the stadium and the surrounding ZIP codes knows he's going to pass.
Dear Detroit Lions,
Rock on, fellas.
Good to see you winning; you're a lot better than a 1 - 4 record.
Dear 49ers fans chanting "WE WANT CARR,"
NO YOU DON'T
NO YOU DON'T
FUCKING TRUST ME, YOU REALLY DON'T
Oh, and Jerry Angelo,
You know the routine. Dicks. A million of them. Per second. Get to sucking.
That said,
Dear NFC,
Uh, you beat a winless team, so you won a game you should have won ... in one of the most pathetic games I've seen all season. Good job, I guess. I don't care if you're 4 - 1; if you extend Angelo and Lovie, I swear to God I will burn Halas Hall to the ground and use the ashes to line my cats' litterboxes.
Dear Lance Briggs,
For the love of God, please be OK. You can't seriously be hurt. I'll cry crocodile tears, like these.
Dear Matt Forte,
Hell yes, son.
Dear Julius Peppers,
Anyone who said that the Bears paid too much for you is officially nuts. You're a fucking monster. Keep it up.
Dear Izzy,
Uh, it would really help the defensive line -- and your case for a starting job -- if you have a few more games like you did against the Panthers. Three sacks is nice; let's see what you can do against a team that doesn't suck out loud. If you can maintain this level of effort, you'll suddenly make the Bears not look grotesquely stupid for making Brown, Ogunleye and Anderson skip town.
Dear Jay Cutler,
Please get better soon, holy shit.
Dear Todd Collins,
Check into a nice home with some friendly people and get into shuffleboard, or maybe quilting. You're done. You're officially worse than Henry Burris and Chad Hutchinson. You proved yesterday just how insanely stupid it was for Angelo to think he could sneak The Fever through waivers and hide him on the practice squad. I'd probably rather sign Juice Williams than keep you around, if only for the comedy potential. Go to hell, you geriatric fuck.
Dear Houston Texans,
wat
Dear Oakland Raiders,
Hey, it took seven years and 13 losses, but you finally beat the Chargers. Rock on.
Dear Saints,
Amazingly, shockingly, stunningly -- Drew Brees is not particularly good when everyone in the stadium and the surrounding ZIP codes knows he's going to pass.
Dear Detroit Lions,
Rock on, fellas.
Good to see you winning; you're a lot better than a 1 - 4 record.Dear 49ers fans chanting "WE WANT CARR,"
NO YOU DON'T
NO YOU DON'T
FUCKING TRUST ME, YOU REALLY DON'T
Oh, and Jerry Angelo,
You know the routine. Dicks. A million of them. Per second. Get to sucking.
That said,
Dear NFC,
They were certainly worse yesterday.
And now it's out that Clayton is done for the year. Swell.
I wonder what Isaac Bruce is doing right now...
Shaun Hill's always been a serviceable QB, much like Kyle Orton. He's not Tom Brady or Peyton Manning, but he's a solid QB nonetheless.
J-E-T-S Jets! Jets! Jets!
It was a lucky win at the end, but well take it. Great first half though.
It was a lucky win at the end, but well take it. Great first half though.
The Jets have now inched ahead of Baltimore for 1st place in online betting on the "which team will win the Super Bowl this year?" question:
http://www.oddschecker.com/american-football/nfl/superbowl/winner
http://www.oddschecker.com/american-football/nfl/superbowl/winner
So... anyone looking to buy a lifetime's worth of Buffalo Bills memorabilia? Someday,many years from now, when the L.A. Bills win a Super Bowl under new ownership, maybe it will be worth something as throwback collectibles.
Me, I just don't have the heart to keep this shit around... it just hurts too damn bad.
Me, I just don't have the heart to keep this shit around... it just hurts too damn bad.
So, Favre really texted pictures of his penis to this woman? 
What a pig. 
And he did it to a woman who worked for the Jets, and by extension the NFL. He's a stupid, moronic, likely to be divorced and riding to the cleaners pig. I hope shoring up his ego was worth it. He's got a grandchild. Can you imagine trying to explain to your kids why grandpa sent pictures of his junk to the lady at the office?
What a pig. And he did it to a woman who worked for the Jets, and by extension the NFL. He's a stupid, moronic, likely to be divorced and riding to the cleaners pig. I hope shoring up his ego was worth it. He's got a grandchild. Can you imagine trying to explain to your kids why grandpa sent pictures of his junk to the lady at the office? 
It would be nice if their offensive line would at least try to block the pass rushers.
So, Favre really texted pictures of his penis to this woman?
And you know he's had to have done it before. He was a "new guy" on the jets at the time but he was an "old dog" on the packers before he left. Who knows how many women felt pressured into accepting/hushing his advances in the past because of his status with his former team.
I found a site with the voice mails and pictures online. It sure sounds like him. Creepy. I hope he took that shot after he was in his ice bath cooling off post game. 
If I were his wife, I'd be livid and devastated. Obviously he was looking to cheat, but he's so damn sleazy about it that it must be a shock to her system. Being confronted with your spouse being sleazy and lying is something I'm unfortunately familiar with.
I hope Favre hides his monetary assets better than he hides his junk. His wife might be looking up Elin Nordegren's lawyer as we speak. I'm sure you're right that he's done this before. I'm not surprised she didn't come forward immediately. He's the star quarterback. Ben Roethlisberger's police buddies sure made his legal troubles disappear.
If I were his wife, I'd be livid and devastated. Obviously he was looking to cheat, but he's so damn sleazy about it that it must be a shock to her system. Being confronted with your spouse being sleazy and lying is something I'm unfortunately familiar with. I hope Favre hides his monetary assets better than he hides his junk. His wife might be looking up Elin Nordegren's lawyer as we speak.
I'm sure you're right that he's done this before. I'm not surprised she didn't come forward immediately. He's the star quarterback. Ben Roethlisberger's police buddies sure made his legal troubles disappear.
So, Favre really texted pictures of his penis to this woman?
It's also not a particularly impressive penis I might say. Is any woman/gay man turned on by something like that?
It's also not a particularly impressive penis I might say. Is any woman/gay man turned on by something like that?
This woman wasn't. Being experienced, I realize that a non aroused penis isn't always indicative of full length/girth, but my first thought was, "Did he take that shot after icing down after the game?"
It's not even particularly aesthetic as far as penises go. Hey, if you're gonna send pictures of it to people, you're going to be subject to criticism.
What kind of idiot does what Favre did? If you're famous then sending crap like that is completely moronic. Obviously he can't walk and chew gum at the same time. what a dope. A douchey dope.
If you go to Deadspin.com, the main article about it has a video that contains a Myspace message, 2 voicemails, and the pics.
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