To be honest, most of the jokes I learned when I was 15 were the sort of X-rated "funny" stuff that wouldn't be printable on a family BBS such as this one.
I regret nothing about my upbringing.
Yeah, that was my thought. I was planning on printing them, though
I'll go with this one, since it's mild language but not too bad:
A guy goes to New York City and starts looking around for the day. He sees lots of cool stuff and finally decides to go see the Empire State building. Before he goes in, a guy comes up to him and tells him that there's a bar at the top of the Empire State building. "Wow, that's really cool," he thought, "I had no idea there was a bar up there." So he goes inside and goes up to the top and, sure enough, there's a bar.
It's obviously not well known, he thinks, because there's only two people there. The bartender and a really crazy looking drunk. The drunk walks up to him and points to the window.
"You see that window?" he asks. "That's a magic window."
The guy just laughs at him.
"No seriously," says the drunk "if you jump out that window, you'll just come back in."
"Look, I hate to tell this to you, but you're drunk. There's no such thing as a magic window."
"Yes there is, I'll prove it to you," says the drunk and he jumps out the window before anyone can stop him. He plummets almost all the way to the ground but, right before he lands, he swoops back up and goes back through the window.
"That was amazing," says the man, "do it again!"
The drunk jumps through the window again, plummets towards the ground, and swoops back up and through the window.
"I got to try that," says the man. He jumps through the window, plummets towards the ground, and ---- SPLAT!
The bartender turns to the drunk and says:
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"You know Superman. You can be a real asshole when you're drunk."
