By Any Other Name?
Let's expose the aliens (in human form) to bizarre human emotions (i.e. puns) to convince them they are wrong.
Kirk seduces the woman - how typical, Kirk gets the girl, again...
Spock leaves a trail of false leads to make the leader jealous - this is really beneath Spock's skills.
McCoy turns one of the aliens into a speed junkie - where's his Hippocratic Oath?
Scott drinks the big guy under the table - taking himself out, as well.(note: it's green.)
By any other name... you guess smells bad.

Oh, Herbert! You are Stiff!
Bread and Circuses.
My reasons are my own and I will tell them at a time of My choosing.
You got it!
They worship the "sun"? Really!!!

Your turn @Marsden