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Name That Episode, Limerick Edition

^^ Yep!

My past came to haunt me today
And it gives me no pleasure to say
A hand with a knife
Took my enemy's life
And it may soon be me who must pay.
 
A doctor deployed on the range
Gave me some advice that's quite strange
Erotic massage
By a candle melange
For a headache -- it seems quite deranged!
 
A doctor deployed on the range
Gave me some advice that's quite strange
Erotic massage
By a candle melange
For a headache -- it seems quite deranged!

Voyager - Scientific Method: Janeway has a headache and we see EMH massage her... I don't know about the candle though.
 
A voice from the past made it known
That our cover was pretty well blown
The face is a friend's,
But I fear in the end
That we won't make it back through the Zone.
 
"Unification"

Here's a different take on the challenge.
"There was a young lady from Venus
Whose body was shaped like a—"
"CAPTAIN TO SECURITY, COME IN!"
 
I've made up the rest of the lyrics, but don't think I should repeat them here. It's unlikely I'm the first, either.
 
Looks like no one is getting mine. Mine is referring to the way Trip had headaches and Phlox recommends an “Ancient Vulcan technique” which was really erotic massages. So specific episode would be The Xindi.

Another one of those Voyager/Enterprise era things which were thinly veiled attempts to put their Hot Female in a ‘Not sexual but sure looks sexual’ situation.
 
A doctor deployed on the range
Gave me some advice that's quite strange
Erotic massage
By a candle melange
For a headache -- it seems quite deranged!
Looks like no one is getting mine. Mine is referring to the way Trip had headaches and Phlox recommends an “Ancient Vulcan technique” which was really erotic massages. So specific episode would be The Xindi.

Another one of those Voyager/Enterprise era things which were thinly veiled attempts to put their Hot Female in a ‘Not sexual but sure looks sexual’ situation.
I knew the series and remember the episode but couldn't recall the episode name. That one was pretty eyeroll inducing
 
Looks like no one is getting mine. Mine is referring to the way Trip had headaches and Phlox recommends an “Ancient Vulcan technique” which was really erotic massages. So specific episode would be The Xindi.

Another one of those Voyager/Enterprise era things which were thinly veiled attempts to put their Hot Female in a ‘Not sexual but sure looks sexual’ situation.

That was a good one! Too bad I missed it.
 
A man from Alaska he came
Who had alien girls on the brain
His twin stole his life
Made a friend of his wife
He rebelled to extinguish the pain
 
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