^^ Yep! My past came to haunt me today And it gives me no pleasure to say A hand with a knife Took my enemy's life And it may soon be me who must pay.
A doctor deployed on the range Gave me some advice that's quite strange Erotic massage By a candle melange For a headache -- it seems quite deranged!
Voyager - Scientific Method: Janeway has a headache and we see EMH massage her... I don't know about the candle though.
A voice from the past made it known That our cover was pretty well blown The face is a friend's, But I fear in the end That we won't make it back through the Zone.
"Unification" Here's a different take on the challenge. "There was a young lady from Venus Whose body was shaped like a—" "CAPTAIN TO SECURITY, COME IN!"
I've made up the rest of the lyrics, but don't think I should repeat them here. It's unlikely I'm the first, either.
Looks like no one is getting mine. Mine is referring to the way Trip had headaches and Phlox recommends an “Ancient Vulcan technique” which was really erotic massages. So specific episode would be The Xindi. Another one of those Voyager/Enterprise era things which were thinly veiled attempts to put their Hot Female in a ‘Not sexual but sure looks sexual’ situation.
I knew the series and remember the episode but couldn't recall the episode name. That one was pretty eyeroll inducing
A man from Alaska he came Who had alien girls on the brain His twin stole his life Made a friend of his wife He rebelled to extinguish the pain