“RULES OF ENGAGEMENT”
It would seem that in Klingon society, the favourite son was sent off to become a warrior...the idiot brother was packed off to law school.
Oh dear. It had to happen eventually. DS9’s fourth season has boasted one of the most consistently strongest runs of episode’s in the franchise’s history, but it was inevitable we’d eventually get at least one stinker, and that’s pretty much how I’d describe “Rules of Engagement”. Back when I first watched the show I simply found it boring and vapid, with no emotional hook or sense of legitimate stakes (like we ever thought Starfleet would extradite Worf over such a ridiculous, spurious and legally nonsensical case as this). When you stop and actually analyse the plot, it completely and utterly falls apart. This one should never have got past quality control.
I’ll start off with what I do like. LeVar Burton’s directing is particularly strong, from the effectively disorienting and shocking teaser to the novel use of flashbacks which somewhat break the fourth wall by having the characters stop mid-action to address the camera. It’s a neat gimmick that enlivens the episode just a little, even if it does perhaps feel a tad over-stylised. Ron Canada does a great job as the pint-sized Klingon attorney Ch’Pok (I’d have considered a Klingon lawyer an oxymoron had it not been for Star Trek VI and Colonel Worf!). His lively performance really is the highlight of the episode, even if he seems at times inexplicably inept as a lawyer—I’m thinking particularly of the scene he joins Sisko at the replimat and outright tells Sisko the Empire’s true motives for staging the trial (why the heck would he show his hand like that?!). Less impressive is Deborah Strang as the Vulcan Admiral, whose performance is bland and forgettable, although it wasn’t as though she decent material to work with. Oops, I guess I’ve already exhausted the positives.
Here begins my lament. First, and foremost,
this trial should NEVER have taken place at all. As is confirmed in this episode itself, the Federation now has NO DIPLOMATIC TIES with the Klingon Empire. So why the heck is Ch’Pok aboard the station conducting an extradition hearing? Why would the Federation agree to this farce in the first place? They’re in an undeclared state of war with the Empire and if anyone should be on trial it’s the Klingons who WERE ATTACKING A HUMANITARIAN CONVOY!
That was an act of war in itself and should have triggered an appropriate response from the Federation, not pandering to the Klingon extradition plot, which ultimately made no sense. It’s a ridiculously convoluted, Machiavellian scheme (far more befitting the Romulans than Klingons). Their basic charge has no basis in legal terms because their argument seems to be that they want to extradite Worf for well,
behaving like a Klingon? Their whole prosecution was that the Klingons wanted to extradite Worf so they could punish him for...being a Klingon! How does
that wash?
Furthermore, the episode tried hard to make it look like Worf was actually in the wrong, and the coda with Sisko would have us believe that Worf did act improperly. But I don’t see that at all. It was a life and death combat situation and I think Worf’s actions were prudent. I think we can assume two things: firstly, that civilian ships do NOT generally have cloaking devices and, secondly, that civilian ships would NOT venture into the very middle of an armed conflict. The writers themselves often forget this, but space is big, and three-dimensional. Worf acted properly, I think, and the fact of the matter remains that, even if, for some unthinkable reason, it
had been a civilian ship, the Klingons are in no position to complain about collateral damage when, once again, they were the ones that initiated the conflict by attacking a humanitarian aid convoy. Why, oh why, did no one hold the Klingons accountable for that act of war, much less humour them with this ridiculous trial?
Another huge issue I had was with casting O’Brien as an expert in command decisions and hypothetically giving him command of the Defiant. O’Brien is not even a commissioned officer—Miles would be the very last person who would ever end up in command of the ship. I have no idea why the court agreed to take him as a command expert, when in actual fact he’s simply an unenlisted engineer. Kira was on the bridge too, and is an actual command officer. The only reason we didn’t get her verdict on this was because she’d have sided the hell with Worf, as O’Brien ought to have done as well had the script been true to character.
Much like the first season’s “Dax”, for a Worf episode he gets barely a page worth of lines throughout the entire episode. Most of the time he sits impassively and displays not a whit of agency. The exploration of whether his heart is still Klingon was already dealt with in the far superior “Sons of Mogh”, rendering this redundant. Also, while Starfleet managed to send out Admiral T’Boring to adjudicate, why didn’t they bother to send a professional attorney for poor Worf? Why does Sisko suddenly have all the skills and qualifications to serve as defence attorney? As it is, Sisko gets Ch’Pok get away with far too much, including his transparent goading of Worf simply to prove the point that if you insult someone you’re likely to get a reaction. Heck, I’d have likely clipped him one—would that prove to a court of law that I have a Klingon killer instinct? Unfortunately, though most of the time Avery Brooks does quite nicely in the courtroom scenes, he goes way over the top toward the end and...well, whoever served the coffee on set really needed to switch Brooks to decaf.
Overall, I pretty much hate this episode because it’s a story that should never have even existed, making absolutely no sense in either legal or logical terms. I think this was also about the point I’d had enough of the Klingons. This was probably our fourth Klingon episode of the season, and while I liked the others to varying degrees, this was one too many. Whenever I rewatch the series this is one of the few episodes I generally skip, and I only really rewatched it for completion’s sake this time. Court adjourned.
Rating: 3