Contest: ENTER Movies Caption Contest #269: Back to the Beginning

[LeadHead]

Hello everyone!

Yeah, this one lasted way too long. Winners have been selected but I don't have time to post them tonight. But I don't want this contest to sit even one more minute so here we go!

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk: Kirk to Bridge, somebody find out why we have these bizarre things on our belly buttons.

Spock: Lieutenant, you are doing the Vulcan Nerve Pinch incorrectly.

Ilia: V'Ger needs the information.

Kirk: Too bad, it's 5pm the bridge is closed. Come back tomorrow during normal business hours.

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

Kirk: "Sleepwalker on the bridge."
McCoy: "We're going to need a stronger sedative..."

 

[Mr Soak]

Kirk: Huh. No pulse.

Ilia: Remember.
Checkov: Wow, portentous.

Kirk: You know, this brings to mind something Swear Trek-y.

 

[CorporalCaptain]

Ilia: I can stop his pain.

Chekov: Thank you.

Ilia: There. We are now engaged!

Chekov: What??!

 

[FormerLurker]

Chekov: Doesn't telepathic contact require that you touch my face?

Ilia: Now you tell me!

 

[CorporalCaptain]

Kirk: Kirk to McCoy. Bones, really, you locked it??!

 

[Mr Soak]

Checkov: Are there any side effects I should know about?
Ilia: You may become telepathic, so wear gloves. It will also give you an appreciation for 20th Century science-fiction novelists.

 

[Maurice]

KIRK: What is this thing stuck on my wrist?
UHURA VOICE: It's your wrist radio, Dick Tracy.

CHEKOV: A voman! A voman touched me!

ILIA PROBE: Pants are illogical.
KIRK: She's got a point.
BONES: Now wait just a goddamned minute...

 

[Qonundrum]

"Kirk to Sickbay. I'm appreciative you got Dispensary to restock my antiperspirant and colognes to impress the ladies with, but next time would you ask them to bring up only the brands I like: 'Old Man Spice' and 'Hey, Karate'?! You forgot the dandruff shampoo, too."
(names changed to protect the innocent)

Kirk: "I don't care what anybody else thinks, your pajama uniform is so much easier to wear and hides more than ours do!"

 

[Herbert]

Chekov: my personal space! You're violating it!!

 

[Herbert]

Kirk: What.... <exaggerated dramatic pause>.... do you want.....<another exaggerated dramatic pause>... on my.. ....< yet another exaggerated but slightly shorter dramatic pause> .....ship?

 

[inflatabledalek]

Captain's Log: According to my Iwatch, I've not done nearly enough steps today to stop this uniform crushing me chest.

Ilia: I'd have cured your pain sooner, but you're screaming was hilarious.

Shatner: Patrick! Nice legs.

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

Watch ringtone: "Dem bones, dem bones, dem dry bones..."
Kirk: "Want to come to my place for drinks, Leonard?"
McCoy (offscreen): "Why, yes, how'd you know?"
Kirk: "Just a hunch."

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: Doesn't that robe come with a sash???

Kirk: Siri, which way to the bridge?

 

[Mr Soak]

Kirk: Clear the bridge so I can start... negotiations.

 

[Bry_Sinclair]

Kirk: (thinking) Come on girdle, hold!

Chekov: Your CPR training is a little rusty, Lieutenant.

McCoy: Everyone out! Kirk's spotted a scantily clad woman in soft focus, you don't want to be here for what comes next!

 

[Tenacity]

Ilia: I have now orgasmed three times and sex is over, was it good for you?
Chekov: Definately not what I was expecting when you said you wanted to "do it."

 

[bolak]

Ilia: Ready or not, V'Ger seeks the carbon units
Kirk: That's cheating! You're meant to count to 20 before you turn around!

 

[bolak]

Kirk: Spawk! I found the gift-shop but it's closed until after McCoy's birthday. See if you can steal some whisky from Scotty instead.
Spock: Captain, V'Ger is just eight hours away and...
Kirk: Oh! Do you think he has bought whisky too? I don't want to clash.