Contest: ENTER Movies Caption Contest #259: A long time coming
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Thanks for the CoL, LeadHead! 
Lursa: You fool! "Let's put our heads together" is just a figure of speech!
B'Etor: Idioms are without honour!
Lursa: You fool! "Let's put our heads together" is just a figure of speech!
B'Etor: Idioms are without honour!
B'Etor: No, wait, they're right... you *do* kind of smell like lilac!
Kirk: Welcome to my cabin in Iowa!
Picard: Iowa? I didn't realize there were mountains in Iowa.
Kirk: Well, they had to put the rocks from the new canyon *somewhere*...
Kirk: Welcome to my cabin in Iowa!
Picard: Iowa? I didn't realize there were mountains in Iowa.
Kirk: Well, they had to put the rocks from the new canyon *somewhere*...
PIcard: Odd, historical records show the cabin is in Idaho and the canyon was a quarry.
Kirk: Who am I to argue with history?
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Shhh... Don't ruin the joke with the actual facts from the movies! 
Shhh... Don't ruin the joke with the actual facts from the movies! 
``What do you mean your forehead zipper's jammed?''
"My Google AdSense unapproved penisrock is caught in your forehead zipper."
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"I'm a lumberjack, I work all day..."
Picard: "For god sakes, STOP! Kirk, we're on Trunkola!"
Lursor: Have you heard?
B'Etor: About what?
Lursor: About the b-b-b-b-bird bird bird
Worf: Captain, there is no such thing as too much Gagh
Picard: By the way, Sarek noticed a piece of toilet paper stuck to the bottom of your boot when he came aboard during the talks at Coridan. He decided not to say anything because he thought it was amusing....you'd be amazed what you'd learn if you had his katra in your head.
(Reminiscing on DS9)
Worf: Jadzia, you are gifted in the sciences. I am...not so fortunate.
Jadzia: It's not as intimidating as it looks. How about I teach you something?
Worf: I *tried* science once. It was...
O'Brien: Worse than your attempt at baseball?
Kirk: How about giving me a hand with this?
Picard: Sure. Tea, Earl Grey, Hot.
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Picard: Tea, Earl Grey, Hot.
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Picard: Tea, Earl Grey, Hot.
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Picard: There must be a malfunction somewhere.
Kirk: Looks like it.
Worf: Bourbon and beans are without honor!
Picard: Bridge to Worf, are you sure you want to run with another fart joke? There has already been an adequate supply.
Worf: Tell Commander LaForge to put down the holographic chick - if she has not already rejected him - and do some bloody maintenance checks!
Picard: He's not even in this contest. Nice one!
Picard: I've heard about your reputation, Kirk. All other Enterprise Captain's have to be made to look moronic, weak or foolish, just so that you appear to be better than all of them. Captain Harriman's memoirs have eight chapters dedicated to the emotional and mental turmoil you caused him, so I assure you, sir, that won't fly with me.
B'Etor: Like OMG! I think Soran like totally has the hots for me.
Lursa: WTF? He told me that I was the one he liked!
The crew quickly learned to never comment on Troi's piloting when she was in earshot...or had access to a photon grenade.
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