Contest: ENTER Movies Caption Contest #259: A long time coming

[LeadHead]

Hello and welcome to our new Caption Contest!

First up to the plate, we have the "Peace at any cost" Award, going to Triskelion for:

Chang: In space, all warriors are cold warriors.
Kirk: Spock, turn up the thermostat and bring us all some hot chocolate.
Chang: And now there will be peace.


Next, we have the "Yeah, how didn't they notice that?" Award, going to The Squire of Gothos for:

Remembering how keen Klingon prison guards were on rubber gloves and lubricant, Spock hid Kirk's tracer in plain sight on his shoulder.

Next, we have the "Canon of Ethics" Award, going to JonnyQuest037, for:

Valeris: Word just came back from Starfleet: The ship's galley is not canon. >FZAP!!!<

Since I'm feeling extra logical today, there are two Captions of Logic winners!

Our first winner is indycar, for:

Kirk: Alright guys.
Spock: Helloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
Bones: Hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
Scotty: Hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
(They all stop.)
All three: Hello.

The second Caption of Logic goes to Avro Arrow for:

Kirk: Say, you there, how would you like to save up to 60% on your next hotel booking?
Spock: Not now, Jim.

Many thanks to everyone who participated and congrats to our winners!

Also, thanks for the patience, it's just waaaay to easy to think it was only a couple weeks ago that I set up a caption contest. Time flies!

Our new contest idea came to me by way of Hutchy01 that we spend some time in the 7th Star Trek film, since many of us were probably first or second in line to see the 7th Star Wars films a couple of months back.

Enjoy!

 

[LeadHead]

Picard: Captain Kirk is chopping wood. Why is he chopping the wood?

B'Etor: We can plant a device on La Forge, find the shield modulations of the Enterprise and destroy it!

Lursa: That'll never work.

Worf: That's it! I'm going to DS9!

 

[bbjeg]

Kirk: Nope.
Picard: Come on man, I need help stopping Soran.
Kirk: Just go back to when he was on your ship and arrest the bugger.
Picard: Then how am I supposed to get you killed.
Kirk: Wait, what?

 

[HMS Ark Royal]

All new "Two Klingons - One Cup"

 

[Hutchy01]

Hail Hydra.

 

[Finn]

Captain's Log: I was doing my log while chopping a log when a Frenchman with an English accent showed up.

 

[Timewalker]

Picard: You know, in my century we have replicators to take over such menial tasks as getting firewood. Just tell the computer what you want, and it provides it.

Kirk: You have read your history, right? Then you know that I really HATE computers that provide everything, and I either blow them up or drive them insane so they blow themselves up at the earliest opportunity.

 

[Hutchy01]

Kirk: Oh, I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay. (I think I've spent too much time near Sulu)

 

[T'Girl]

B'Etor leans in close and licks Lursa's ear.

Lursa: "Please sister, not in front of the other Klingons.

†

 

[tharpdevenport]

B'Etor: "I have a penisrock."

 

[Hutchy01]

Twincest.

 

[Nerys Myk]

PICARD: In the 24th Century we've evolved beyond destroying other lifeforms to provide us with heat.

KIRK: Tell it to grapes, Mr. Enlightenment.

 

[Hutchy01]

PICARD: Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and saviour ?

 

[Nerys Myk]

B'Etor: I swear to Kahless that's the guy from A Clockwork Orange.

Lursa: Do not go fangirl on me, sister. If you squee I shall gut you!!!!

B'Etor: Were you in A Clockwork Orange?

MacDowell: Yes.

Lursa: Squeeeeeeeeeeee!

 

[tharpdevenport]

Kirk: "Leave the Nexus with you? The Nexus has provided me unlimited oppritunities, second chances, abilities to answer life's nagging questions."

Picard: "Such as?"

Kirk: "How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? And I damn well intend to find out once and for all!"

 

[Triskelion]

T4TW LeadHead!

Kirk: I feel like I've been chopping wood here seventy years.
Picard: I get that a lot, but usually after I've been talking.

B'Etor: Let's rub our headbones together and call everyone to dinner.

Worf: Wow, chili and bloodwine do not mix!

 

[indycar]

Picard: At least I don't have to hide my baldness with a toupee.

B'Etor: Deep down, do you think Worf is sexy?

Worf after drinking nine cups of prune juice.

 

[Timewalker]

Kirk: "Captain Kirk is chopping a wood pile, why is he chopping a wood pile?"

 

[inflatabledalek]

Picard: I've come looking for the help of the greatest Captain in Starfleet history.

Kirk: Well you've come to the right place!

Picard: Ah good. So Archer is here then?

Lursor: Hey, you sorted out that plasma coil didn't you?

B'Etor: What plasma coil?

Work: Whoa, that guy's aim is as precise as CLOCKWORK!

 

[Smellincoffee]

Picard: I hope that tree wasn't endangered.
Kirk: This is why I worked in space.

Unfortunately, it took several minutes of whispering and Klingon belly laughs for Riker to realize his fly was open on the comscreen.

Engineer: ...ohhhhh, so there's a REASON that switch is labeled "CAUTION: AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL ONLY".

OR:
Engineer: ...I hate Mondays.