Torg: "The Bridge seems to be run by computer; it is the only thing speaking. I'll let you hear..."
Computer: "Five... four... three... two..."
[yt]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltrb6_GnaDw[/yt]
Movies Caption Contest #257: Searching for Spock
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Torg: "The Bridge seems to be run by computer; it is the only thing speaking. I'll let you hear..."
Computer: "Five... four... three... two..."
[yt]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltrb6_GnaDw[/yt]
SAAVIK: "Arrrrrgh"
DAVID: "What's the problem?"
SAAVIK: "The Grissom put me on hold and now the song they are playing is stuck in my head"
DAVID: "Which song?"
SAAVIK: "I believe it is a tune by an ensemble of musicians of the late-20th Century genre characterized as "Hair Bands", who labeled their collective as Europe, and if memory serves, the song is titled The Final Countdown"
BRIDGE LOUDSPEAKER (SINGING): " We're heading for Venus ... And still we stand tall ... 'Cause maybe they've seen us ... And welcome us all, yeah ..."
OFFSCREEN ANNOUNCER: "If you're the band Europe, you love a final countdown, it's what you do ... But Torg, he doesn't love a final countdown, that's what he does"
BRIDGE LOUDSPEAKER (SINGING): "It's the final countdown ... The final couuuuuuuuuntdowwwwwwn"
Saavik: What do you mean Uber doesn't do pickups from Genesis?! "Planet forbidden" my ass!
Announcer: And that brings us to the one you've all been waiting for! Today's number one song on the Federation Top 40 is...
Torg (thinking): This is stupid! If Kruge cares about this countdown so much, he should have sprung for the optional entertainment package on *our* ship!
Esteban, over communicator: Oh, and before you go, Saavik, good news. Sickbay reports that your latest test results show that your space gonorrhea is almost completely cleared up. And don't worry, I won't breathe a word of this to that young Marcus fellow.
Ivanova, over communicator: Sorry, Torg, but it sounds like your tomorrow is today.
Torg: One minute left. Do we bid on it or not?
Esteban: You're reading snow? That's impossible. The computer says our chance of participation is minimal.
Saavik: Nevertheless, a blizzard is approaching. We are unprepared for the temperature extremes. Please beam us up.
Esteban: Now let's not get hasty.
Kirk: I want answers, and I want `em now. Who took the last brownie from the galley?
Voice over communicator: You've reached the USS Grissom. All our communications officers are currently serving other callers. If you are calling with a routine check-in, press '1'. If you've discovered something unusual, press '2'. If you have accidentally violated the Prime Directive, press '3'. If you are in a life-threatening situation and death is imminent... please, stay on the line.
Kirk: OK, you're wondering why I've come back from escorting our prisoner to the brig covered in blood. Well, to be honest, when I said "I lied" I was actually lying.
Saavik: When you said your protomatter might explode prematurely I simply thought you were using a metaphor for your sexual problems.
Torg: Ha, I told you guys 01 would come after 02! Now, anyone remember what the next number will be?
Klingon Grunt: Doing a reverse countdown is without honour!
Voice on communicator: If you're under attack by natives of the planet, press 1. If you're being held captive by a child with god-like powers, press 2. If you're...
David: What are you waiting for? Press something so we can get out of here!
Saavik: I am waiting for "If you've discovered a Vulcan child who is a reanimated and rejuvenated version of your recently deceased former commanding officer."
David: What!? That's way too oddly specific. It'll never come up!
Saavik: Captain Esteban *is* oddly specific. Now please be quiet so I can hear.
Voice on communicator: ... a horde of wild Mugato, press 7. If you've discovered a Vulcan child who is a reanimated and rejuvenated version...
Saavik: Ah, see?
Voice on communicator: ... of your recently deceased former helm officer, press 8.
Saavik: Dammit!
Automated voice: If you need immediate assistance, press 1. To put a security team on standby, press 2. For a routine check-in, press 3.
Torg: It looks like they pressed 1. So, uh, we have to help them, right?
Kruge: Stop being an idiot and beam down and capture them already!
Saavik: If you dont beam down a redshirt one of us important people is going to DIE!
Esteban: Let's be honest, lieutenant: two of the three of you aren't really that important.
Saavik: I'm going to assume you meant "one of the three", captain, because I assure you that Spock is actually quite... oh.
TFTW
Kirk: This is the worst mission I've ever been on. I really hope a pissed-off Romulan creates a new timeline that wipes these events from history.
Saavik: Butts, First name Seymour? Hang on, let me check.
Torg: Just one more second until "how clean is your house" starts. I'm so glad we installed this "how clean is your house countdown machine."
Kirk: This is the worst mission I've ever been on. I really hope a pissed-off Romulan creates a new timeline that wipes these events from history.
Saavik: Butts, First name Seymour? Hang on, let me check.
Torg: Just one more second until "how clean is your house" starts. I'm so glad we installed this "how clean is your house countdown machine."
Saavik: If you dont beam down a redshirt one of us important people is going to DIE!
Esteban: Let's be honest, lieutenant: two of the three of you aren't really that important.
Saavik: I'm going to assume you meant "one of the three", captain, because I assure you that Spock is actually quite... oh.
David: I'll take the hit. I plan to be reincarnated 85 years later as a drug addict with the power to electrocute people on some new Enterprise.
Marcus: And when you said I might not enjoy just how frigid it was about to get, I thought you were using a metaphor for your sexual problems.
Saavik: When you said your protomatter might explode prematurely I simply thought you were using a metaphor for your sexual problems.
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