Picard: Data... did you just SNEEZE on the viewscreen?!
Data: My apologies, captain. I will get a rag.
Movies Caption Contest #256: What do we have here?
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Picard: Data... did you just SNEEZE on the viewscreen?!
Data: My apologies, captain. I will get a rag.
Picard: And people say *we* suffer from franchise fatigue...
The shocking amount of crotch contouring in the new uniforms was enough to make Uhura's hair stand on end
Kirk: A guess? You, Spock? If you stop being the know-it-all, Bones will want to start being in a good mood. I can't have it. NO!
Data: Captain, I believe we found your combadge
Picard: It's always the last place you look
Picard: What's that large, green mass, Data?
Data: Fandom nerdrage, sir.
Picard: Can we avoid it?
Data: Have you read our script? Not bloody likely.
Uhura: It's a message from LeadHead. He says the new contest will be up in the next few days.
Kirk: Anything else?
Uhura: Just ramblings about how he feels like an idiot for not starting a new contest sooner.
Chekov: Caption contests were inwented in Russia
"I was going to prod LeadHead into getting the next caption contest up by parodying the old phrase, 'Get the lead out of your pants' with 'Get the LeadHead out of your pants', but then I realized it was too dirty."
Uhura: Ok Glass, snap a picture for mama.http://www.trekbbs.com//www.pinterest.com/pin/create/extension/
Spock: It says here that Starfleet is going to start charging six credits per month to access the visual logs from its ships.
Kirk: Well, that sounds reasonable...
Spock: It is illogical. Such access has always been without cost before. Do they not know that this will just cause people to seek out alternative ways to access the content?
Kirk: I'm sure Starfleet is just going with modern distribution methods to help ensure high quality in our visual logs, and their continued availability.
Spock: If I were human, I believe my response would be, "go to hell". If I were human.
Kirk: That's all well and good, Spock... but do you think maybe we could focus on Khan for a few minutes here?!
Uhura: Crappy Pakled discount earpiece not worth a !@#$% - Sir, either there's a Klingon battle cruiser decloaking or Leonard's gone on a gay cattle cruise to Spokane.
Kirk: Well let me know if you figure it out!
Spock: We have an answer captain!
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