Uhura: Crappy Pakled discount earpiece not worth a !@#$% - Sir, either there's a Klingon battle cruiser decloaking or Leonard's gone on a gay cattle cruise to Spokane.
Bones: Ride me cowboy!
Movies Caption Contest #256: What do we have here?
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Bones: Ride me cowboy!
Kirk: Spock, do something about your girlfriend!
"Bitch, please -- your're dead; they're mine now. And it's Carlina."
Kirk: Uhura, do we have permission to dock at their station?
Uhura: Reply hazy, try again.
Kirk (sighs): Note in the ship's log...recommend immediate court-martial for whoever attempted to repair the communications console with a Magic 8-Ball.
Uhura: Thank you sugar.
Data: I am an android, so I do not see any shapes in the nebula cloud. Why sir, what do you see?
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TFTW Leadhead!
Uhura: Sir, the 1970's are calling. They want their funk back.
Spock: It's no good Admiral, sending Khan tapes of Fantasy Island in order to demoralise him has only resulted in him sending T.J. Hooker back.
Picard: Which ship is us?
Uhura: Sir, the 1970's are calling. They want their funk back.
Spock: It's no good Admiral, sending Khan tapes of Fantasy Island in order to demoralise him has only resulted in him sending T.J. Hooker back.
Picard: Which ship is us?
Data: "Confirmed captain: Wesley Crusher was beamed out into space and is dead. I have located his comm badge."
Happy Picard: "Wait -- didn't he leave Starfleet over a matter of principal to become a Travelor with extraordinary powers and the ability to help others?"
Data: "Captain, this is Nemesis -- try not too look too deep."
UHURA: That's a Number ten - ten piece chicken nuggets, large fries, and a large Sprite and a small cheeseburger too.
SPOCK: Ten piece chicken nuggets, large fries, large Sprite and a cheeseburger.
KIRK: A cheeseburger, on top of all that? Are they trying to have a coronary?
PICARD: This is the longest drive-thru I've ever gone to.
WORF: This restaurant is without honor.
Little Known Fact: By the 23rd century, regulation Starfeelt uniforms made it easy to tell who did and who did not shave down there.
Uhura: Ok....fine....it's Nyota! Would you please....just....back...away?...... NOW!
Spock: And it's Brees throwing a long bomb up the middle to Coulston! Coulston reaches.....ooohhhh.... interception... and the Falcons score a return of sixty yards stealing a touchdown from the Saints!
Picard: Dammit, Mr. Data! I told you, the ship piece has to be in the middle of a square....not between squares! Battleship is a simple game, really! Now.... B-4!
Data: Too soon, Captain.
Uhura: "Continuing course toward the sun. Passing Earth orbit. Now approaching penis...Venus!"
Data: We are approaching the cloud known as Redjac, captain.
Picard: Raise shields.
Data: They are not known to be effective, captain. However, we are in no danger. The cloud imperils only young virgins.
Picard: My god, Geordi! We need to get him out --
Data: -- female virgins.
Data: We are approaching the cloud known as Redjac, captain.
Picard: Raise shields.
Data: They are not known to be effective, captain. However, we are in no danger. The cloud imperils only young virgins.
Picard: My god, Geordi! We need to get him out --
Data: -- female virgins.
Beverly: "My God, Wesley!"
Data: We are approaching the cloud known as Redjac, captain.
Picard: Raise shields.
Data: They are not known to be effective, captain. However, we are in no danger. The cloud imperils only young virgins.
Picard: My god, Geordi! We need to get him out --
Data: -- female virgins.
Riker: Don't worry, sir. I've immunized the ship.
Spock: Sensors are detecting copious amounts of proteolytic enzymes and acid phosphatase. Fascinating....
Kirk: See Spock? Don't you feel better having your Bolian porn addiction out in the open?
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