Movies Caption Contest #256: What do we have here?

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  1. Hutchy01

    Hutchy01 Captain Captain

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  2. Happy Xmas (War Is Over)

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    KIRK: Well, Lieutenant?

    UHURA: I can't find my earpiece.
     
  3. Triskelion

    Triskelion Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Kirk: Spock, do something about your girlfriend!
     
  4. tharpdevenport

    tharpdevenport Admiral Admiral

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    "Bitch, please -- your're dead; they're mine now. And it's Carlina."
     
  5. Ríu ríu chíu

    Ríu ríu chíu Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Uhura: Reply hazy, try again.

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  6. Triskelion

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    Uhura: Thank you sugar.


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    Data: I am an android, so I do not see any shapes in the nebula cloud. Why sir, what do you see?


     
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  7. inflatabledalek

    inflatabledalek Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    TFTW Leadhead!

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    Uhura: Sir, the 1970's are calling. They want their funk back.


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    Spock: It's no good Admiral, sending Khan tapes of Fantasy Island in order to demoralise him has only resulted in him sending T.J. Hooker back.


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    Picard: Which ship is us?
     
  8. tharpdevenport

    tharpdevenport Admiral Admiral

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    Data: "Confirmed captain: Wesley Crusher was beamed out into space and is dead. I have located his comm badge."

    Happy Picard: "Wait -- didn't he leave Starfleet over a matter of principal to become a Travelor with extraordinary powers and the ability to help others?"

    Data: "Captain, this is Nemesis -- try not too look too deep."
     
  9. Karzak

    Karzak Commodore Commodore

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    UHURA: That's a Number ten - ten piece chicken nuggets, large fries, and a large Sprite and a small cheeseburger too.

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    SPOCK: Ten piece chicken nuggets, large fries, large Sprite and a cheeseburger.

    KIRK: A cheeseburger, on top of all that? Are they trying to have a coronary?

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    PICARD: This is the longest drive-thru I've ever gone to.

    WORF: This restaurant is without honor.
     
  10. DrBob

    DrBob Commander Red Shirt

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    Uhura: Increased Mojo levels are interfering with comms, switching to manual.
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  11. tharpdevenport

    tharpdevenport Admiral Admiral

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    Little Known Fact: By the 23rd century, regulation Starfeelt uniforms made it easy to tell who did and who did not shave down there.
     
  12. Maurice

    Maurice Fact Trekker Premium Member

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    UHURA: Security? He's telling me about "how big his belt buckle is" again. Set phasers on whup-ass.


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    SPOCK: Sporadic reading portside aft. Could be... <toot> Sorry. Bourbon and beans again.


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    PICARD: The art department's pattern indicates two-dimensional thinking.
     
  13. martok2112

    martok2112 Commodore Commodore

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    Uhura: Ok....fine....it's Nyota! Would you please....just....back...away?...... NOW!


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    Spock: And it's Brees throwing a long bomb up the middle to Coulston! Coulston reaches.....ooohhhh.... interception... and the Falcons score a return of sixty yards stealing a touchdown from the Saints!


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    Picard: Dammit, Mr. Data! I told you, the ship piece has to be in the middle of a square....not between squares! Battleship is a simple game, really! Now.... B-4!

    Data: Too soon, Captain.
     
  14. Jonas Grumby

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    Uhura: "Continuing course toward the sun. Passing Earth orbit. Now approaching penis...Venus!"
     
  15. Smellincoffee

    Smellincoffee Commodore Commodore

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    Data: We are approaching the cloud known as Redjac, captain.
    Picard: Raise shields.
    Data: They are not known to be effective, captain. However, we are in no danger. The cloud imperils only young virgins.
    Picard: My god, Geordi! We need to get him out --
    Data: -- female virgins.
     
  16. tharpdevenport

    tharpdevenport Admiral Admiral

    Beverly: "My God, Wesley!"





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  17. Tim Allen Thomason

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  18. Triskelion

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    Spock: Sensors are detecting copious amounts of proteolytic enzymes and acid phosphatase. Fascinating....
    Kirk: See Spock? Don't you feel better having your Bolian porn addiction out in the open?
     
  19. Hutchy01

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    Picard: Mr. Data, do you know if we are nearing the end of the contest at all?
     
  20. Nebusj

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    Uhura: ``Admiral ... there be whales moving in from camera left!''


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    Picard: ``Ambush Ravine Pass, it's called?''
     
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