Movies Caption Contest #253: A Lighthearted Adventure

[LeadHead]

Hello Everyone! Sorry for the last contest staying up so long. Lets start a new one right now!

First up to the plate, we have the "Tactical Positioning" Award, going to:

Galahad: "You know, there are some perfectly good trees we can hide in over there."

Next, we have the "Ah, the 70's" Award, going to:

James Doohan turns up for the first day of filming on TMP with his new moustache.

Next, we have the "Sir Galahad, the Not-Quite-as-Pure-as-Advertised" Award, going to:

Galahad: "Why...this convent is little more than a den of sexual perversion and iniquity!"
Mother Superior: "Do you object to such things, Sir Galahad?"
Galahad: "Well......yes......officially..."

Next, we have the "Critical Instructions" Award, going to:

Warp nine point nine nine nine shalt thou not count, nor either count thou eight, excepting that thou then proceed to nine. Ten is right out!

Next, we have the "Travel Advisories" Award, going to:

Troll: "Don't waste your time. I've been over there. Not worth the price of admission."

Next, we have the "Fire Safety" Award, going to:

Man with Beard (thinking): Should Eric's head be on fire?!

Our Tag-Team Award, goes to:

The natives look on in horror as the Enterprise-D crashes into Veridian III.

It is only a model.

IDLE: Look, Trekkies... and I thought our fans were obsessive.

Many thanks to everyone who participated and congrats to our winners!

Once again, sorry about the delays this time around. April and May are routinely crazy busy for me.

Anyhoo, moving forward this new contest brings us back to Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home.

Enjoy!

 

[LeadHead]

Shatner: Engage.

Nimoy: Sorry Bill. We're gonna let the new show have that one.

Chekov: Admiral, we've found the Nuclear Wessel.

Kirk: (over comm) About time! We've been wondering what happened to you!

Chekov: Had to go to San Diego, Sir. Traffic on I-5 was a nightmare.

Scotty: I demand to use your Macintosh Computer!

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Scotty: Laddie, will ye pull my finger?

 

[Ithekro]

Kirk: Mr. Sulu. Turn us seventeen degrees to port, and bring the bow up five degrees. No, a little more. Just a little more. There we go.

McCoy (o/s): We travel hundreds of years, and you want to go peeping?

Kirk: Spock said he wanted to see what Saavik use to look like.

Chekov: Captain, we have a multiple choice problem. And you know I am not good with those. We have three wessels here. I can't decide which to raid.

Kirk: Is the Enterprise there?

Chekov: No sir.

Kirk: Wing it, Commander.

A rare instance of Mr. Scott fanboying over an inventor.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

TFTW, LeadHead!

Scotty: "Whirr-whirr-whirr-whirr!"
McCoy (whispering urgently): "Twentieth century, Scotty! Twentieth century!"
Scotty: "Oh! Uh...bang-bang-bang-bang!"

 

[Orac]

Bones: No Scotty! For the smillionth time, you don't fart until after they pull your finger!

 

[hux]

Kirk: What's that planet over there?
Sulu: Sorry captain, that's just some dirt on the view screen

Chekov: I'm confused captain. What does this have to do with our mission
Kirk: Just say it!
Chekov: Werity was windicated ven she wictoriously wacated the nuclear wessel

Scotty: Who the fuck are you calling Welsh

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Eenie, meanie, minie, mo..."

McCoy: "Just pick some place to land already!"

Chekov: "Confirmed, Admiral. Lieutenant Mitchell is making a high speed pass over an admiral's daughter."

Doohan: "Not now, Madeline!"

Kelley: "Jimmy, that's not even your line!"

Doohan: "I know, but it sure is catchy!"

 

[Smellincoffee]

Shatner: You! can save with Priceline.com.

Scotty: That woman! She looked just like my great-grandmother! As I recall, she married an engineer in America who disappeared. They blamed it on the wars... D'ye reliaze we could be in the middle of some predestination paradox? What if I'm destined to become my own grandfather?
McCoy: You found the Klingon liquor cabinet, Mr. Scott?

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: These are not the whales you're looking for.

 

[Triskelion]

T4TW LeadHead!

Kirk: Second star to the right, and straight on till Tuesday.
Spock: Needs work.

Chekov: We'll get the warp rays or whatever, but first Uhura wants to phaser some whales.

There's yer transparent aluminum! I'll go ya one better! Never stiff an Orion hooker who knows where you work!

 

[Hutchy01]

Scotty: What did Ye say about me mother?

 

[Maurice]

KIRK: Bring us down in Golden Gate Park.
SPOCK: Why there?
KIRK: Because going through customs at SFO will have you speaking in colorful metaphors for a week.
SPOCK: #$%& yeah?

CHEKOV: And, Admiral, it is the Enterprise!
UHURA: Ranger.
CHEKOV: Vhatever.

SCOTTY: And just how would you know what a Scottish accent sounds like in the 23rd century, laddie?!
BONES: He probably thinks my Bostonian accent is phony, too.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Scotty (over the comm): "Captain, it's no good, he won't help us. What should I do?"

Kirk: "Point at him and say something forceful!"

Scott: "Something forceful!"

 

[Triskelion]

Kirk: - and at the end of his last night in San Francisco, Spock turned to his girlfriend and said, Live long and - is that a !@#$% Adam's apple?

Uhura: Tell the captain the arsenals with the barnacles are in the harbor with our particles.
Chekov: He said the wessels vith the trestles hold the high energy photon medium to recrystallize our dilithium."
Uhura: He said "wessels"?
Chekov: No, actually he screens my calls.

Scotty: And another thing, throw in Madeline to seal the deal!
Madeline: Ok, I'm right here -
Scotty: Not now, Madeline!

 

[inflatabledalek]

TFWT LH!

Kirk: Four films without a shag... the only blue thing we're saving today are my balls. Mr Sulu, set course for totty!

Chekov: I'm sorry Admiral, for some reason the locals have directed us to some nuclear vessels rather than the nuclear wessles I very specifically asked for.

Kirk: Damn it, haven't these backwards people even discovered wessels yet?

Scotty: Don't fancy yours much.

 

[Mojochi]

Kirk: And could somebody take down that photo of me with all the darts in it?

Chekov: Ve Vould've been here sooner but ve got lost in Walle Wista

Uhura: That & people kept telling us there's no such thing as nuclear whistles

Scotty: That's one of those silly cigarettes isn't it?

McCoy: Now, Scotty, you said you were going to be cool

 

[Rat Boy]

Chekov: "Admiral, ve have found a nuclear wessel."

Uhura: "Uh, Pavel, do nuclear vessels have smoke stacks?"

Chekov: "Oh dear God, no! It's a radiation leak! Quick, Uhura, ve might as vell enjoy vhat few hours ve have left before ve die of horrendous radiation..."

Kirk: "It's a diesel-powered carrier, you moron!"

 

[tharpdevenport]

 

[newpball]

What do you mean, no profit sharing?

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