Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies I-X' started by LeadHead, Jun 15, 2014.
Spock: LeadHead does not endorse prostitution or drug use.
CiC: Thirty years in Starfleet for nothing...I should have join my brother's Hard Rock band instead.
SECURITY GUY: Sir?
WORF: The effect of ten years of Prune juice is coming...
NIMOY: Good morning, since we've lost Harve Bennett, I present you Operation Pissing-off-Gene. First, we'll bring back Nick Meyer and his militarist vibe...
Spock: I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
Admiral Cartwright: You had sex?
Admiral Hoss: With a woman?
Admiral Little Joe: That was a woman?
SPOCK: Admiral Satie, you're most illogical. I flirted with that Romulan commander by YOUR orders and I stole THEIR thechnology.
CiC: Hmm yes, by the way Aaron, is it true your upcoming grandson'll be a Aaron too?
Headmaster Spock: "Will the cadet who glued Starfleet's Commander in Chief's hands together please rise and step forward?"
(sound of crickets)
CiC: Uh, Spock, "Orion Hookers," are a group of former Orion slave girls who've escaped the life and now crochet. "Bajoran Coke" is a popular soft drink on Bajor. I believe their most recent campaign went something like this, "Refresh your Pagh, Refresh your Body. Bajoran Coke, the choice of the Prophets."
Spock: LeadHead has always been a supporter of Andorian Pepsi. "Andorian Pepsi: Only the toughest Pinkskins can handle it."
^ Thanks Mr. Laser Beam!
Geordi: These photon torpedoes are so cold and volatile it would only take a little tweaking to convert one into a girlfriend.
Data: Ladies and gentlemen, Geordi LaForge.
Nimoy: George, we're gathered here today to tell you the Captain Sulu series is never going to happen. Let it go mate.
Dorn: Ah, Mr Berman... how about a pay rise to forget I ever saw this?
Geordi: Data, please stop cupping the giant invisible alien ambassador.
Giant Invisible Alien Ambassador: No, it's OK, he can carry on... in the interests of diplomatic relations.
GEORDI: LaForge to Enteprise, beam us right now, this lab's full of traps.
RIKER (os): What happened?
GEORDI: Data's been exposed to laughing gas for androids, our anonymous subbordinates are now in stomachs of some crocodiles and I...I prefer don't talk about my case....
RIKER (os): You took an arrow right in the butt.
SPOCK:..and that's why Jim Kirk is the only valuable candidate for this mission.
CiC: So, he'll survive to that?
SPOCK: Affirmative, Admiral.
CiC: And how much serious is his upcoming retirement?
SPOCK: You can be sure he'll be bakc in Starfleet before two years.
CiC: So Captain, can you rebrief us about that Nexus thing?
Spock: Admirals, I find it most illogical that you have chosen me to host Federation Idol.
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