Movie Caption Contest #95: The Return of Special FX, Part Three!

[Rat Boy]

Last one, I promise, but first, as always...

For the tag-team caption that seems to be in keeping with all the "Canon Violation" avatars I've been seeing lately, our winners are:

Saavik: "We have to get across, quick find the controls to extend the bridge"
McCoy: "Er, I think I just blasted it"
Saavik: "They're coming through!!!"

Carol: "This is some rescue!"

For perfectly explaining the look on Data's face, our winner is...

Data: "What? What! None of you ever see an invisible android taking a leak before?"

For coming in at the buzzer, our winner is...

Spock, thinking: "Now that I think about it, I should've used the mind-meld to convince Dr. McCoy to do this shit ..."

And for proving caption contest memes can pop up at the weirdest times, our Photoshop winner is...

Are you gonna order or not?

Congratulations to the winners and here are our updated totals:

Nerys Myk (Hall of Fame) 42
Candlelight (Hall of Fame) 41
cooleddie74 (Hall of Fame) 31
Gertch (Hall of Fame) 25
Shatmandu (Hall of Fame) 23
The Laughing Vulcan (Hall of Fame) 21
Outpost4 16
Triskelion 16
Turd Ferguson 15
Diesel Micky Dolenz 13
middyseafort 12
Nebusj 11
scottydog 11
DS9Sega 11
EliyahuQeoni 10
BriGuy 9
zephramc 9
LeadHead 9
Kegek 8
cultcross 7
Tharpdevenport 7
John_Picard 6
Atavachron 6
Herkimer Jitty 6
SciFi75 5
Finn 5
The Cutest of Borg 5
Alrik 5
Skywalker 5
CaptainJon 4
Haggis and Tatties 4
NCC-1701 4
Defcon 4
Kirby 4
jptrekker 4
Bad Atom 4
Peach Wookie 4
TheGallifreyanSith 4
Sisu 3
David_Leese 3
archerguy1701 3
Starpaul20 3
ancient 3
chancellorjake 3
J. Allen 2
Arthur Frelling Dent 2
Lloyd_Dobbler 2
nil_jones 2
OphaClyde 2
Gagarin 2
casey 2
Redshirts Widow 2
Cky 2
Mistral 2
captain crow 2
cardinal biggles 1
Vasquez Rocks 1
Valin 1
Nathan_Heller 1
Guartho 1
Alyssa 1
A beaker full of death 1
rmkwebdesign 1
Starlock 1
Admiral Garak 1
Broccoli 1
Mister.Woof 1
The Squire of Gothos 1
A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees 1
battrekker 1
DrBob 1
Sector7 1
USS Mariner 1
hmbnimbus 1
S'Kai 1
H F Mudd 1
dukesman 1
Fire 1
Super Grover 1
Johnnyracefan 1
SciFi75 1
jongredic 1
BriGuy 1
26138 1
Toban Kal 1
trilbymonkey 1
Will 1
Captain Mike 1
Civil Shadow 1
Piper 1
T'Boggan 1
Daneel 1
Dimesdan 1

This week, as I promised, is our last foray into FX for now. First up, we have the janitor wondering if he's going to be blamed for not calling in the Enterprise being stolen because he was too busy smoking weed. Second, we have the Romulan Senate expecting an important message from their counterparts on the Jedi Council. And finally, now we know where J.J. got the window idea from. Have at:

 

[Rat Boy]

Scruffy the Janitor: "Did I leave the iron on?"

Praetor: "Funny, my wife's makeup case does the exact same thing."

Geordi: "You know, maybe we should, like, duck?"

 

[Shatmandu]

Hey, a win! And just under the wire, too.

Scruffy the Janitor: "Looks like a garbage scow."
<Scotty beams in, punches him in back of head, beams back.>

Praetor, elbowing aid: "'Kneel before ZOD!' Heh."

La Forge: "Hope Data beamed back."
Troi: "And the Captain."
<pause>
La Forge: "Eh."

 

[Shatmandu]

Kevin Riley the Janitor: "Fuck you, Kirk."
<Picks up pork chop bone from plate, begins to gnaw.>

Scruffy the Janitor: "What are those black lines around the saucer section?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Scruffy the Janitor: "Asshole just hit my Acura."

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

Scruffy the Janitor: "Hmmph. Must be letting the broads drive now."

"Yes, the Earth music is quite impressive. What do we know about this 'Pink Floyd' fellow?"

La Forge: "Maybe I shouldn't have suggested that Data install a Sybian at his station."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Who'd have thunk it, a leaky android won! Yay!

"Aw man, someone keyed my Constitution!"

Rom 1: "The thalaron radiation emitted by this device disintegrates all living matter within its range."

Rom 2: "Send it to Shatmandu, he pre-empted my Superman caption. The fiend!"

"Tamaya!"

 

[Kirby]

Intergalactic Chili's waiter: Oh crap, why do these things always pull up right before closing time?

Praetor: I love it! When can Billy Mays film the infomercial?

Troi: Looks like we're gonna need another science officer.

 

[Shatmandu]

Scruffy the Janitor: "Wow, that's depressing. I don't even feel like peeing in the salad crisper any more."

Praetor: "Who left their Klingon cock ring on the table?"

Scruffy: "Kirk trashed his ship and he's a shitty tipper? Jeez."

 

[Turd Ferguson]

"Hehe... that'll teach that fucker Kirk what happens when you don't tip."

"Impressive. I now call a vote: Do we stare in awe, or shit our pants?"

"Jesus Christ. And I thought YOU were a shitty driver."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Scruffy the Janitor: Ship still looks fake.

Preator: ... and I shall shed my light over dark evil. For the dark things cannot stand the light... the light of the Green Lantern!

Geordi: There it is... a sign.
Troi: Of what?
Geordi: The death of our movie franchise.

 

[Shatmandu]

Geordi: "Gah! I'm blind!"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Troi: "... and that is what a Betazoid orgasm looks like."
LaForge: "Damn, you mean Riker..."
Troi: "not once, ever. Worf did though."
LaForge: "I don't get it, you married..."
Troi: "... Will, yeah. You remember that one time when I turned into a dried up old harridan with jealousy issues that tried to..."
LaForge: "Oh yeah, the alien ambassador, the life force vampire, who sucked you dry so that he could be young and vital."
Troi: "Bullshit! That was Worf, he got me off six times in one night. After that I had to end it with him. If only for my health."
LaForge: "Hold on... I didn't know you were with Worf then."
Troi: "It was a difficult decision."
LaForge: "You didn't even break up with him for three years after that!"
Troi: "Girl's gotta be certain."

...

...

LaForge: "Shame about the ambassador."
Troi: "Who..? Oh him, yeah, shame, whatever..."

 

[Kirby]

Geordi: Goodbye Data, your kindness and friendship meant so much to me of the years. *sniff, sniff* your courage and self sacrafice have saved... *sniff, sniff * Oh my god Counselor, did you eat Bolian food again?! Oh sweet Jesus, that is awful. I think I'm goinna to be sick...

 

[Candlelight]

"Hmm, damage looks different from when they actually fought Khan"

The Praetor was embarrased when he cellphone went off during the meeting.

"Great shot kid, that was one in a million"

 

[Mistral]

QUOTE]

Kirk tried to slip the Enterprise into the dock in the dead of night before anybody realized he'd clipped Phobos with it.

 

[Nebusj]

``Huh. Guess they flew in as the kitchen was emptying the hot grease trap.''

``Carol! You forgot your bomb!''

J J Abrams' Love, Federation Style!

 

[Rat Boy]

PA Announcer: "Will the owner of a gray refitted Constitution-class starship registry number NCC-1701 please report to Spacedock? Your lights are on."

 

[Kirby]

Kirk made a mental note to talk to Mr. Scott about his weight after he insisted that they hit another drive-thru on the way home.

 

[Rat Boy]

Romulan teacher: "Now this, class, is DNA."

Romulan aide: "Uh, sir, this is the wrong visual aide."

Romulan teacher: "Run, children, run for your life!"