Movie Caption Contest #94: The Return of Special FX, Part Two!

[Rat Boy]

I know the wait at times feels like we're flying around in circles around the Enterprise over and over again, but worry not for it's time for another caption contest. First, let's bluescreen out...

For proving that Decker might have had a point about Kirk not logging a single star hour in two years, our winner is...

Kirk: "Yes, Mr. Scott, she's a beautiful ship. Now let's find the Enterprise. I've got a planet to save."
Scott: "Uh... Aye, sir." <updates life insurance policy>

For a tie-in to a different franchise that didn't involve the third picture, our winner is...

Quagmire: To answer your question, something like that.

And for providing the best possible explanation as to how to explain this in the canon, our winner is...

HAN: Without precise calculations we could fly right through a star, or bounce too close to another franchise and that'd... shit.

And the Photoshop winner, who took an obvious idea and gave it a great caption...

Kirk: Where the hell is my ship Mister Scott?

Scotty: I got no idea Admiral, I was just following the guy infront! But she does have some ample necelles.

Kirk: That she has, that she has.

Congratulations to the winners and here are the updated totals:

Nerys Myk (Hall of Fame) 42
Candlelight (Hall of Fame) 40
cooleddie74 (Hall of Fame) 31
Gertch (Hall of Fame) 25
Shatmandu (Hall of Fame) 23
The Laughing Vulcan (Hall of Fame) 20
Outpost4 16
Triskelion 15
Turd Ferguson 15
Diesel Micky Dolenz 13
middyseafort 12
Nebusj 11
scottydog 11
DS9Sega 11
EliyahuQeoni 10
BriGuy 9
zephramc 9
LeadHead 9
Kegek 8
cultcross 7
Tharpdevenport 7
John_Picard 6
Atavachron 6
Herkimer Jitty 6
SciFi75 5
Finn 5
The Cutest of Borg 5
Alrik 5
CaptainJon 4
Haggis and Tatties 4
Skywalker 4
NCC-1701 4
Defcon 4
Kirby 4
jptrekker 4
Bad Atom 4
Peach Wookie 4
TheGallifreyanSith 4
Sisu 3
David_Leese 3
archerguy1701 3
Starpaul20 3
ancient 3
chancellorjake 3
J. Allen 2
Arthur Frelling Dent 2
Lloyd_Dobbler 2
nil_jones 2
OphaClyde 2
Gagarin 2
casey 2
Redshirts Widow 2
Cky 2
Mistral 2
captain crow 2
cardinal biggles 1
Vasquez Rocks 1
Valin 1
Nathan_Heller 1
Guartho 1
Alyssa 1
A beaker full of death 1
rmkwebdesign 1
Starlock 1
Admiral Garak 1
Broccoli 1
Mister.Woof 1
The Squire of Gothos 1
A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees 1
battrekker 1
DrBob 1
Sector7 1
USS Mariner 1
hmbnimbus 1
S'Kai 1
H F Mudd 1
dukesman 1
Fire 1
Super Grover 1
Johnnyracefan 1
SciFi75 1
jongredic 1
BriGuy 1
26138 1
Toban Kal 1
trilbymonkey 1
Will 1
Captain Mike 1
Civil Shadow 1
Piper 1
T'Boggan 1
Daneel 1
Dimesdan 1

This week, we continue the FX theme, this time with the TWOK cast in the Genesis Cave wondering where that talking dog and the girl from that MTV reality show came from. Second, we have Data doing his impersonation of Lore and B-4. Lastly, we have De Kelley and Jimmy Doohan watching in horror as Leonard Nimoy's career flashes before his eyes. Enjoy:

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy (thinking): He's eating a damn apple again. He only does that if he's cheated or he just got laid.

Data (singing): "Ain't got no boooooooooody!"

Spock: "I hate these do-it-yourself giant lightsabers."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

McCoy: snerk... snerk... ptui... "heh heh heh!"

Carol: "Why does everyone do that?"

LaForge: "Oh my God! Data! It's out of control, it's buggering one of the Baku women!"

Data: "I checked the Federation database Geordi, it is not a crime if one's head isn't attached."

Scott: "Fucking Lens Flare!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Scotty and McCoy catch Spock upperdecking the engineering toilet.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Scotty and McCoy catch Spock upperdecking the engineering toilet.

Scotty: "How the hell d'ya shit in that thing anyways?"

 

[BriGuy]

McCoy: Spock! Good god man, get out of there! You still owe me 50 credits!

 

[BriGuy]

I do not understand your confusion, counselor. Commander Riker said you needed some head. Is this not satisfactory?

 

[Turd Ferguson]

McCoy: Jim! Have you seen the like?!

Carol: We could survive down here for months if we had to!

Kirk: Did anybody think to bring the rappelling equipment?

Everybody: GODDAMMIT!

Data's pun about how spying on people in a cloaking uniform was not a good way to get "ahead" in life fell flat on the Ba'ku villagers.

"My god, man! Tell Abrams to cut back on the lens flare! Someone's going to lose a retina!"

 

[BriGuy]

Carol: There's food in the Genesis cave. Enough to last a lifetime... if necessary.

Kirk: Well, that's great! But what are the rest of you going to eat?

 

[Triskelion]

Kirk: So...how many channels do you get?

Stop calling me a photoshop!

Good news Spock! They're serving salisbury steak tonightl!

 

[Daneel]

DATA: "You think you're all that, don't you Potter? I bet you're not feeling so great now without your precious invisibility cloak, are you? Didn't know I could see through it with my infra-red vision, did you? Who's the world's greatest wizard now, huh? Who's the world's greatest wizard NOW?!"

 

[SeerSGB]

Carol prayed no one walked around the corner and saw the pile of skull that was all that was left of engineers that had dug the cave.

 

[Candlelight]

McCoy: "My god Jim, it's beautiful. Where have you and Carol been?"
Kirk: "Well, we've been exploring this brave new world... if you know what I mean"
Carol: "Seconds instead of minutes, Jim..."
Kirk: "SHUT UP!"

Mr Data's impression of Anne Boleyn didn't go down too well at the historian's convention.

"Spock, Uhura's on the intercom saying she wants you after you're done here. Something about a feather dance?"

 

[Captain Crow]

Kirk: Why is the ladies' bathroom always so much nicer than the men's bathroom?

Data: I'm Data, the ship's android, with an I.Q. of 6,000. The same I.Q. as 6,000 P.E. teachers.

Scotty: Spock made a sawdust cannon like they did on Mythbusters.

McCoy: Spock, didn't pay attention when they said don't try this at home?

Spock: But I'm not at home.

McCoy: Okay, carry on then.

 

[Gertch]

Picard: "No Mister Data. We're not building a new Mount Rushmore here."

Spock devised a plan to actually have the sun shine out his ass.

 

[Rat Boy]

Scotty: "Whoops! I should've cleaned off the BBQ after we did the beer can chicken."

 

[Kirby]

Spock: For the last time, STOP putting egg shells in the garbage disposal.

 

[Candlelight]

Spock: "Must... lift... containment lid... otherwise Enterprise will... hey did you guys notice there's a disco floor under this grating?"

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Scotty and Bones were pissed that Spock had just locked them out of the ship's onboard disco.

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy: "Were's the shitter?"

Scotty: "I told ye ye canna Upper-Deck a dilithium chamberrr!"

Scotty: "Hey, did ye ever return me copy of the 'Six Feet Under' first season?"