SCOTTY:"Mind if we go in on this side, Admiral? I'm trying to avoid someone working in the hangar bay."
KIRK:"No problem. So long as Janice remembers to let me get away with the same excuse later tonight."
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SCOTTY:"Mind if we go in on this side, Admiral? I'm trying to avoid someone working in the hangar bay."
KIRK:"No problem. So long as Janice remembers to let me get away with the same excuse later tonight."
Scotty, honking horn: Damn space hog! Move that wooden piece of shit out of the way!
Scotty: Sorry Admiral the Enterprise isn't ready so we'll have to take the Satellite of Love instead.
Kirk: I hope we don't have to watch Nemesis on the way to V'ger
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Scotty, honking horn: Damn space hog! Move that wooden piece of shit out of the way!
Kirk: "Aren't the bigger ships supposed to be in the right lane?"
Scotty: "We're in British space."
Kirk: "Oh, they drive on the wrong side of the road here, right?"
Scotty: "It's the right side of the road, ye colonial heathen!"
SCOTTY:"The new widescreen HD starship docking game...she's realistic, ain't she?"
And you thought the reviews for STAR TREK V were bad...
The Borg fraternity Alpha Beta Gamma Delta learned the hard way not to light their farts.
Hereafter Riker's "Mentos Maneuver" was required study at the academy.
The Borg cube's greatest unspoken weakness?
Substandard, budget wiring and insulation.
Borg Drone 11567 of 78765326: Damned outsourcing!
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