WOMAN:"Hey...NO sixties television stars with beer guts on my street, okay? GO!
We had enough trouble with the Mannix and Lost in Space casts."
Doohan: "But you let Karl Malden and Michael Douglas hang around here."
Movie Caption Contest #90: Signs
- Thread starter Rat Boy
- Start date
- Status
Doohan: "But you let Karl Malden and Michael Douglas hang around here."
WOMAN:"Are you the cable repairmen?
Come in. I can't get the damn TV off of these stupid old Star Trek reruns. It's annoying."
"Don't be mad at me if you're not going to explain what a Dirty Sanchez is!!"
Riker: Six bars of gold-pressed latnium. Since when do you charge?
Troi: Ever since Worf nearly split me in two.
WOMAN:"Hey...NO sixties television stars with beer guts on my street, okay? GO!
We had enough trouble with the Mannix and Lost in Space casts."
Doohan: "But you let Karl Malden and Michael Douglas hang around here."
WOMAN: "Yes but not Richard Hatch!"
Pacific Bell called. They can't see their product placement, Doohan.
'Spank me like a stray targ'?
Troi: "Computer, emergency door close."
Riker: Catches the doors, "UMPH, UMPH, wait -- Diana, all I want is another kiss."
Troi: "I told you I hate the fucking beard."
LAdy: "Hey! Jap, fat old guy, greying redneck -- stop blocking my sidewalk!"
LADY:"You the pizza guys?
Come on in. I have the webcam and lotions ready."
WOMAN:"Hey...NO sixties television stars with beer guts on my street, okay? GO!
We had enough trouble with the Mannix and Lost in Space casts."
Doohan: "But you let Karl Malden and Michael Douglas hang around here."
Woman: "That because they the Straights of San Fransisco."
McCoy: These people are still using the phone book! What kind of dark ages is this when you can't dial 411 on your cell phone?! They probably still use pay phones... barbarians!
"Yuck! I've never kissed you with a beard before!"
"Same here. May I quote Starfleet regulations regarding facial growth..."
Riker: What the hell do you mean it's like "giving Worf a rimjob"?!
"So lemme get this straight...
you don't like the beard. But you don't mind the pubic patch shaped like a topiary dragon?"
LADY:"You the escorts I ordered?
GREAT. Another crap selection.
Oh, well. Come on in. I won't stay moist forever!"
"ALL of Deck 22?"
"Look, a cadet review!"
McCoy: What are the yellow pages?
Scotty: They used them in the 20th century.
Sulu: Yeah, but once Google Came along they became doorstops.
Riker: Wait, you and the other hot women aboard are had a lingerie party here last night?! Please tell me the details! Please! (Door shuts)
- Status
Similar threads
