Movie Caption Contest #90: Signs

[cooleddie74]

LADY:"You look for whales?

You go see my ex-husband Kim. He ass nothing BUT whale."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Whaddya MEAN it felt better when Worf used it on you?!"

 

[Shatmandu]

Asian Lady, yelling at Husband <translated>: "Why are you such an asshole? Now you've got these two white devils staring at me like I'm nuts. Fuck you both!"

Riker: "I'll shave my beard if you shave your biscuit. I lost my combadge down there last night, by the way."

 

[Shatmandu]

Riker: "How could you sleep with Worf?"
Troi: "How could you?"

Asian Lady, translated: "Aw, look at this now: Fucks Much Evil, Eats Much Evil, and Drinks Much Evil."

 

[Shatmandu]

Riker: "I don't know: why would ship's computer think I was located under Doctor Crusher's pillow?"
<Troi slaps the shit out of him.>

Scotty: "Notice ye don't see any cats around here, lads?"
<Sulu steps back, gets running start, and kicks him square in the ass.>

 

[cooleddie74]

WILL:"You faked HOW MANY of them?!"

McCOY:"Hey...Sulu.

Translate for us. You know Stereotypinese."

 

[Candlelight]

"I kiss you and you say 'fuck'?"
"CLEAN OUT YOUR EARS, WILL"

McCoy: "You wanna give her your iPod?"
Scotty: "How do you know she didn't invent the bloody thing?"

 

[cooleddie74]

WILL:"I kiss you and you scream RAPE?"

SULU:"That looks like an ancestor of mine!"

SCOTTY:"Should we ask her?"

McCOY:"For what? The best way to fold laundry?"

 

[cooleddie74]

"Okay, I'll be humble and admit this wasn't the most appropriate romantic situation...but you've GOT to agree with me that that Archer Holopgram from five years ago was MUCH creepier."

 

[Candlelight]

Sulu (thinking): "Hmmm... back door... oh my"

 

[Captain Crow]

Scotty: I wonder what kind of food they have?

McCoy: If I remember my history right they usually served cat.

Scotty: I guess Sulu won't be getting anything then. He doesn't eat pussy.

 

[cooleddie74]

McCOY:"Excuse me...Miss?

Where we find Wanky our Crankies? Ten dollar?"

 

[Candlelight]

McCoy: "Excuse me maam, we're lost. We're trying to get back to a park near here-"
Woman: "What you wanna hang round in park for?"
Sulu: "We er... well we..."
Scotty: "We left something there"
Sulu: "Oh right, the space ship, I forgot that"

 

[Nerys Myk]

RIKER: Aw crap!!!! Your mother is here! I could smell her old lady perfume two decks down!

 

[Candlelight]

Anyone else having problems seeing the ST4 image...?

 

[Rat Boy]

Must be another Imageshack hiccup.

 

[Shatmandu]

Riker: "I just got a haircut, and the Bolian offered to blow me."
Troi: "How was it?"

 

[Shatmandu]

Must be another Imageshack hiccup.

Gary Mitchell, with God echo: "I'm everywhere!"

 

[cooleddie74]

WILL:"I've been thinking a lot lately...maybe it WAS a bad idea to run that Jonathan Archer historic holoprogram a few years back. It led to nothing but pain and internal bleeding."

 

[cooleddie74]

WOMAN:"Hey...NO sixties television stars with beer guts on my street, okay? GO!

We had enough trouble with the Mannix and Lost in Space casts."