Movie Caption Contest #90: Signs

[Shatmandu]

Riker: "Someone's cut the ass out of my chaps ..."

 

[Rat Boy]

Lady: "Hey, tell the guy with the pointy ears and the two wangs that he stiffed me fifty bucks."

McCoy, Scotty, & Sulu: "Spock?"

 

[Captain Crow]

Riker: Thanks for openning the door Deanna. I got my pecker caught in the door and couldn't reach the emergency open control.

 

[Candlelight]

Moments later, McCoy, Sulu and Scotty all walked away on their fingers.

Funny 'Bangkok' joke coming in 3... 2... 1...

 

[Candlelight]

Star Trek XII: The Crossover of Doom

"You hate my new uniform? But WHY?!?"

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

Riker: "By 'fuck off and die,' you meant 'yes,' right?"

 

[cooleddie74]

LADY:"Frank! Come look!

The people from those space movies you like are panhandling on our street!"

RIKER:"Might wanna give the room a half hour or so.

WHEW. I never thought Owoun egg omelets could do that to an intestinal tract."

 

[cooleddie74]

McCOY:"Looking for a good time, baby?"

LADY:"What...with you?"

 

[Gary7]

Woman: "Hey sailor. Fiffy dollah and I love you long time."

McCoy: "It appears we now know the answer to the question 'what gets used more than the Yellow Pages'."

^^

 

[cooleddie74]

WOMAN:"SIX dollah...see you new movie?

It no sucky-sucky?"

 

[Gertch]

Riker: "Someone's cut the ass out of my chaps ..."

Geordi, walking up behind Riker: "Yoohoo."

 

[Gertch]

Product placement was sometimes tough. You'd never know her soles were jellin.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

McCoy: Damn if this isn't a sign.
Sulu: But what does it mean?
Scotty: I dunno, lads. I dunno.

 

[Candlelight]

McCoy: "What's 'Pacific B'?"
Sulu: "I don't know, I'm still trying to work out what a 'Yellow Pa' is"

 

[shivkala]

Scotty: Yellow Pages?
Sulu: I believe this is a crude paper predecessor to Google.
Scotty: How quaint.

Deanna Troi: Yuck!
William Riker: "Yuck"?
Deanna Troi: I've never done it sober before.
William Riker: I suggest we watch Nemesis, and you say, "yuck"?

 

[Candlelight]

Moments later, Mrs Wong picked up an alley cat and went back inside to finish the bok choi.

"Worf is how long?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

Whales? You look behind you skinnyman?

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

McCoy: "Hey Sulu, why's that lady calling you Nakamura?"
Scott: "Is there something you're not telling us, laddie?"
Sulu: "Beats me."

Riker: "You have a problem with my beard! I have one word for you girlfriend, electrolysis."

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

Riker: "What? Ridges? You know mine doesn't have ridges!"

Troi: "Then I'm sorry, Will. I'll just have to wait for Worf to get off duty."

 

[Triskelion]

Any of you guys seen my parking meter?

Eggs!