Movie Caption Contest #88: Bring Out Your Dead

[Rat Boy]

Sensors might not indicate intelligent life, but they do indicate that it's time for another caption contest. First up, let's give a thorough examination to...

For finally revealing what exactly the Ilia Probe was doing in there before Kirk and co. showed up, our winner is...

ILIAPROBE:"V'Ger instructed me to resemble a carbon unit and its biological functions. I released waste matter in your disposal unit."

KIRK:"That's my sonic shower!"

McCOY:"You owe me a hundred credits, Jim."

For the picture of Picard and his crew not yet getting the feel for 1701-E, our first time winner is...

Picard: We've got engineers and scientists all over the bloody place and none of them can figure out how to turn off the damn windshield wipers.

As you can imagine, this week's Photoshop winners were hard to pick, thus I went with two, but there were certainly a lot of entries to wade through. First up, in what almost certainly had to be a response to Shatmandu's crack about good Star Trek video games, our first Photoshop winner is...

Picard: "Damn, another ion storm. Number One, we need to find a starbase now!"

Data: "Captain, I am unable to understand why the ion storms do not seem to affect the Klingons as they do us."

And for giving all of us an observation to make if we ever watch "Journey to Babel" with friends, our second Photoshop winner is...

Picard: "Did he just punch that Andorian with his buttocks?"

Congratulations to all our winners and here are the updated totals:

Nerys Myk (Hall of Fame) 41
Candlelight (Hall of Fame) 37
cooleddie74 (Hall of Fame) 30
Gertch (Hall of Fame) 24
Shatmandu (Hall of Fame) 22
The Laughing Vulcan (Hall of Fame) 20
Outpost4 16
Turd Ferguson 14
Triskelion 14
Diesel Micky Dolenz 12
Nebusj 11
scottydog 11
EliyahuQeoni 10
middyseafort 10
BriGuy 9
zephramc 9
DS9Sega 9
Kegek 8
cultcross 7
Tharpdevenport 7
John_Picard 6
Atavachron 6
Herkimer Jitty 6
LeadHead 6
SciFi75 5
Finn 5
The Cutest of Borg 5
CaptainJon 4
Haggis and Tatties 4
Skywalker 4
NCC-1701 4
Defcon 4
Kirby 4
jptrekker 4
Bad Atom 4
Alrik 4
Sisu 3
David_Leese 3
archerguy1701 3
Starpaul20 3
ancient 3
chancellorjake 3
Peach Wookie 3
SeerSGB 3
J. Allen 2
Arthur Frelling Dent 2
Lloyd_Dobbler 2
nil_jones 2
OphaClyde 2
Gagarin 2
casey 2
Redshirts Widow 2
Cky 2
Mistral 2
cardinal biggles 1
Vasquez Rocks 1
Valin 1
Nathan_Heller 1
Guartho 1
Alyssa 1
A beaker full of death 1
rmkwebdesign 1
Starlock 1
Admiral Garak 1
Broccoli 1
Mister.Woof 1
The Squire of Gothos 1
A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees 1
battrekker 1
DrBob 1
Sector7 1
USS Mariner 1
hmbnimbus 1
S'Kai 1
H F Mudd 1
dukesman 1
Fire 1
Super Grover 1
Johnnyracefan 1
SciFi75 1
jongredic 1
BriGuy 1
26138 1
Toban Kal 1
trilbymonkey 1
Will 1
Captain Mike 1
Civil Shadow 1
Piper 1
T'Boggan 1
captain crow 1


This week, we pay homage to the corpse actors, those intrepid young folks who come to Hollywood with dreams of stardom in their eyes...only to find out the best gig they can get is playing a dead body. And the attractive ones almost always seem to end up dead on CSI: Miami. Our first picture could easily be of DeForest Kelley walking in on a theater after a screening of Night of the Lepus. Second, we have Worfy the Vampire Slayer hot on the trail of another unholy demon of the night, who apparently can walk around during the day in those teen girl vampire novels. What the heck's wrong with monsters these days? Anyway, enjoy:

 

[Rat Boy]

DeForest Kelley walks in after the first screening of Star Trek V.

*Worf pulls the string*

Bloody doll: "Mama."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

McCoy: Weirdest damn meat locker if I've ever seen one, Jim.

-or-

McCoy: I'm a doctor, damnit, not a butcher.

Worf: Redrum. Redrum.

 

[Captain Crow]

Thank you so much for the win Rat Boy.

McCoy: Damn it Jim I'm a doctor not pinata hanger!

Worf: Someone has poured red tempera paint on this man.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

McCoy: "Tied round the feet? Damn that Khan! Can't even organise a decent lynching!"

Another victim of the Klingon mind meld...

 

[Triskelion]

No...no...it's still not big enough to hang my coat on.

See this? It's the world's smallest violin.

 

[Peach Wookiee]

Worf: This was a poor reenactment of "Twilight..."

 

[Captain Crow]

Worf: Oh, crap. I think this is the pin to the hand grenade he was holding.

 

[LeadHead]

Worf: Did something bad happen here? WHY WON'T YOU TALK TO ME????!!!

 

[cooleddie74]

"Unbelievable, Jim.

I've been TELLING you for years Captain Crunch was sharp!"

WORF:"As Commander Data suspected, sir.

Overdose by Heinz ketchup."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Dammit, Jim...

We showed up too late! The escort girls and DJ have already left!"

 

[LeadHead]

McCoy: Jim! They're not dead, they used tomato juice for blood to fool you!

 

[Captain Crow]

Worf: I seem to have got the ring from my pudding can stuck to my finger .

 

[Shatmandu]

A win! Woo!

McCoy: "I understand Warped9 not wanting to see the movie, but this is ridiculous."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Autoerotic asphyxiation, Jim.

I've seen it before."

 

[cooleddie74]

WORF:"WHEN will most humans learn to eat a plate of fries and ketchup the correct way?!"

 

[Shatmandu]

Worf, whispering: "Hey, pal, I've always wanted to ask this: was today really a good day to die?"

 

[Triskelion]

We've found Outpost4. Looks like things got heated at the Sewer Planning Commission.

 

[Triskelion]

I've found the problem, Captain! The bungee rope's in metric!

 

[LeadHead]

McCoy: He's Dead, Jim! Next... He's Dead, Jim! Next... He's Dead, Jim! Next... He's Dead, Jim! Next...
Kirk: Kirk to Enterprise, we're going to be awhile...