Movie Caption Contest #81: One Big Happy Fleet

[cooleddie74]

KYLE:"Did I ever tell you the story about the time the Enterprise ran into that gigantic space amoeba?"

TERRELL:"Only 500 times. We get it. You were the hero."

 

[scottydog]

Kyle: "...now an inch to the left.... there! You are now the leaning tower of pizza."

Woman: "Wow. Tim Allen doesn't look half-bad without his shirt on."

 

[Nerys Myk]

KYLE: Hubcap, flying saucer, clown shoes?

 

[cooleddie74]

KYLE:"You were awesome in SOUNDER."

WOMAN:"Wow. The orbital sensors were right all along.

I can see my holographic simulation from here."

 

[cooleddie74]

"The fey beard and goofy accent ARE regulation, sir."

 

[cardinal biggles]

Kyle: Dr. Marcus says she won't accept the charges.
Terrell: Curse you, 1-800-CALL-ATT!

 

[cooleddie74]

"Things were a lot simpler back on the Enterprise...all I had to deal with were 20th century Air Force pilots, giant space amoebas and mutated old Earth space probes trying to kill us all!"

 

[Candlelight]

"...and then Khan came up behind me and incapacitated me. Boy, am I glad I'm not seeing him again"

*knock knock knock*

"Oh no!"

*cue zany music.

 

[Space Cowboy]

SONA: What is the meaning of this? Why is that officer's buttocks exposed?
WOMAN: After many years of service, Starfleet Command saw it fit to allow Captain Picard discretion in picking out his uniforms. We assumed he opt for something tasteful like a jacket or a vest. Unfortunately, we wasn't aware of the captain's affinity for ass-less leather chaps...

 

[26138]

I enter this thread to make a simple joke about Picard's bald head shining on those people on the Baku planet, and it's already been done; I decide to try for Picard's buttocks in his assless chaps shining on those people - already done. Man, I feel like you guys read my mind!

 

[phenyx2]

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[Rat Boy]

[Image removed per board rules]

Kyle: "Uh, Temba, his arms wide?"

Terrell: "Good enough."

 

[Candlelight]

[Image removed per board rules]

"She's my great grandmother. After her singing career she became UN Ambassador to the Middle East"

 

[M'Sharak]

Winston: Dying a horrible death again, this time?
Winfield: Looks like it. Still got a ways to go before I catch up with Elisha Cook, though...
Winston: Yeah...
Winfield: Hey, it's a living.
[both laugh]

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

S'ona: "You said bet on the Dug, the Dug always wins. Instead a pathetic little slave boy."

Woman: "That idiot Watto said he'd fix it."

 

[Triskelion]

Lamont and Rollo at the disco.
Um...Ginger and Mary Ann, their dresses torn?
Right on.

Now go away before we taunt you a second time!

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

Terrell: "Mr. Kyle, my eyes are up here!"

Kyle: "Sorry, sir. I guess I spent a little too much time with Mr. Sulu."

"Are they doing.... nude jumping jacks?"

 

[Maurice]

KYLE: But, Captain, why are there diagrams of a secondary hull?
TERRELL: There aren't. Those are cross sections of my--
KYLE: Say no more...please.

 

[Mistral]

Kyle: "I put the picture of the little blue drum on the screen because I was sick of the little yellow ducky! Got a problem with that?"

 

[Shatmandu]

Kyle: "Take your tritanium earplugs, sir."
Terrell: "Feck off. What would I need them for?"

Terrel: "Man, every time I beam down with Chekov, he ends up screaming."
Kyle: "I'm sure you be fine this time."