Movie Caption Contest #81: One Big Happy Fleet

[Gertch]

WINSTON: For the last time, I'm not Roy Scheider!

Glad I'm not the only one to think that.

 

[Jptrekker]

SON'A: "If you feds had brought sombreros like we told you to...but no."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Son'a: What do you see, human?
Lieutenant: A movie worst than this one the horizon.

 

[Nerys Myk]

STARFLEET LT: We're surrounded by aliens!!!

SON'A: What do you mean "we" human?

 

[Triskelion]

Man it's hot. I shoulda wore my loose-flowing vest.

 

[Rat Boy]

Son'a: "Why the hell didn't you make him finish school?!"

 

[cooleddie74]

LIEUTENANT:"Alright.

Which one of you melty-faced assholes keyed the side of my shuttlecraft?"

 

[cooleddie74]

KYLE:"Scanners are detecting massive winds down there. Possibly from the enormous amount of hot air expelled by Trekkers several centuries ago."

 

[Turd Ferguson]

"Lt. Curtis to Admiral Dougherty. Commander Data is malfunctioning! He has revealed the duck blind and beat up the survey teams! ...and now it looks like he's taking a crap in your personal shuttle."

 

[Turd Ferguson]

"I have a BAD feeling about this, Captain! Isn't the Enterprise always the only ship in range when something like this goes down?"

 

[cooleddie74]

KYLE:"Your gut is getting almost as big as my OLD captain's, sir."

 

[Candlelight]

"You'd think will all the surveillance technology available to both our species this duckblind would be irrelevant"

 

[Rat Boy]

Son'a: "When I asked you for change for my fifty, you said your people didn't have pockets. Well then, what the hell are THOSE?!"

 

[Will]

Terrell: Now, I want you to reach into that bag, and pull out my wallet.
Kyle: Which one is it?
Terrell: It's the one that says "Bad Motherfucker"

 

[cooleddie74]

"Note to Starfleet.

Develop a duck blind cover that doesn't involve a rubber tarp easily blown off by a stiff wind."

 

[cooleddie74]

TERRELL:"You have any readings from down there, Mr. Kyle?"

KYLE:"Negative. But the readings on this bridge indicate my accent is slowly going OUT of control."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Terrell: Commander Kyle, you are at PBJH.
Kyle: Huh?
Terrell: Perfect Blow Job Height.

 

[Peach Wookiee]

^ LOL! WINNER!!!

 

[Nerys Myk]

Terrell: Commander Kyle, you are at PBJH.
Kyle: Huh?
Terrell: Perfect Blow Job Height.

Kyle: Maybe in your neighborhhood, sir.

 

[NathanielM]

KYLE:"Scanners are detecting massive winds down there. Possibly from the enormous amount of hot air expelled by Trekkers several centuries ago."

Kyle: "KHAAAAAAAAN! oH WAIT, THATS NOT MY LINE... Oh shit..." <Clearing throat and doing perfect Shatner impression> "There's something out on the wing.. Some thing!"