Movie Caption Contest #81: One Big Happy Fleet

[cooleddie74]

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KYLE:"I'm a fifty-something officer nobody's seen in fifteen years. I've GOT to have an image as a normal fellow."

 

[Candlelight]

"Have you been working out?"

"Would ya look at that... it really is a jump to the left THEN a step to the right"

 

[cooleddie74]

KYLE:"Nice penis, Captain.

Very firm. Sturdy."

STARFLEET OFFICER:"Odd.

I thought the entire village was nearsighted or blind."

 

[Rat Boy]

Naturally, the budget crunchers were a little skeptical about the joint Starfleet-Son'a project to travel back in time to watch every instance where Captain Kirk tore his shirt.

 

[BriGuy]

Do you believe that Son'a actually had the balls to ask me out to dinner!??!! I mean, seriously. They're hideous. And I thought Klingons were ugly. Klingons are downright gorgeous compared to those hideously deformed things...

He's right next to me, isn't he?

 

[BriGuy]

Kyle: Whatever you say, Captain. You're the man.
Terrell: No, you're the man, and that's the problem!

 

[Candlelight]

"What are you reading there Kyle?"
"Oh just a large, very informative document on what to do if a brain slug is put in your ear"
"Sounds dull, might flip through it when I get back"
"I really think you should read it sir"
"I'd rather shoot myself"

 

[BriGuy]

Kyle: We are now in Orbit of Ceti Alpha V sir.
Terrell: Don't you mean Ceti Alpha VI?
Kyle: Well, no. Turns out our long-range calculations were incorrect. Ceti Alpha VI appears to have exploded. The radiation from the debris cloud likely impaired our sensor readings. This is Ceti Alpha V.
Terrell: Really. Wow. Go figure. I guess we can check this place out for Genesis...
Kyle: But, sir, Khan is down there. Remember the Starfleet file on the augment Capt. Kirk marooned down there.
Terrell: Ah, yes. I guess we should just be on our way. Anyone up for shore leave?

END MOVIE

 

[Triskelion]

Are you supposed to be here?

It's a valentine. Shut it!

 

[Shatmandu]

Terrell: "Chekov can kiss my fuckin' ass, that fuckin' asshole ..."
<Kyle clears throat, nods toward turbolift door.>
Terrell: "Shit."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Terrell: Mr. Kyle, do you like gladiator movies?
Kyle: No.
Terrell: Ever see a grown man naked?
Kyle: I'd rather not have to file sexual harassment charges again, sir.

 

[Rat Boy]

Son'a: "Who's this 'Senor Frank' he keeps yelling about?"

Dathon: "Darmok and..."

Picard: "Oh, shut up already!"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Picard: "Paris and Nicole on MTV."

Dathon: "What!"

Picard: "Ha! See how you like it!"

 

[Turd Ferguson]

"Ceti Alpha VI. A planet dominated by cradon gas, sand, definitely not a place myself or the rest of the ship excluding yourself and Mr. Chekov would want to retire. No, sir."

Unfortunately for Lt. Curtis and the Starfleet personnel manning the duck blind, the reports in the Federation databank grossly understated the potency of Son'a flatulence.

 

[cooleddie74]

TERRELL:"What the hell did I hire you for? To be the token goatee? GET TO WORK."

 

[cooleddie74]

SON'A:"Your new antiperspirant, Miss?

DOESN'T work."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Son'a: I know that the sun's pretty glaring today, but could you please lower your arm. The smell, you see, is quite noxious.

 

[cooleddie74]

SON'A:"Dammit, human.

I can't wait any longer...the failure of the Duck Blind cloak be DAMNED!!

I LOVE YOU!!!!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

STARFLEET LT: The conflict seem to be centered around it being Duck Season or Rabbit Season.

 

[Nerys Myk]

WINSTON: For the last time, I'm not Roy Scheider!