Movie Caption Contest #79: Un-Drinkability

[Rat Boy]

Twenty-eight, seventy-eight, either way it's time for a new contest. First, let us recognize...

For the picture of Uhura figuring out that Sybok got his personality from his mother, our winner is...

Uhura gets an idea for a children's song about a laughing Vulcan and his dog.

For the picture of Data wondering why Dr. Soong made B-4 even more fully functional than him, our winner is...

Data: "Doctor, I do not believe that is his On switch."

Crusher: "Trust me Data, trust me."

And our Photoshop winner:

CONNERY: Tell Shatner I've decided to pass on the part.

And our winner for best caption of said Photoshop:

Nimoy: Moo?
Connery: Yes. That's the sound your mother made!

Congratulations to the winners and here's our updated totals:

Nerys Myk (Hall of Fame) 38
Candlelight (Hall of Fame) 33
cooleddie74 (Hall of Fame) 27
Gertch (Hall of Fame) 24
Shatmandu 18
The Laughing Vulcan 17
Outpost4 15
Triskelion 13
Turd Ferguson 13
Nebusj 11
scottydog 11
Diesel Micky Dolenz 11
EliyahuQeoni 10
BriGuy 9
Kegek 8
zephramac 8
middyseafort 8
cultcross 7
DS9Sega 7
John_Picard 6
Tharpdevenport 6
Atavachron 6
Herkimer Jitty 6
LeadHead 6
SciFi75 5
Finn 5
The Cutest of Borg 5
CaptainJon 4
Haggis and Tatties 4
Skywalker 4
NCC-1701 4
Defcon 4
Kirby 4
jptrekker 4
Bad Atom 4
Sisu 3
David_Leese 3
archerguy1701 3
Starpaul20 3
ancient 3
chancellorjake 3
Peach Wookie 3
J. Allen 2
Arthur Frelling Dent 2
SeerSGB 2
Lloyd_Dobbler 2
nil_jones 2
OphaClyde 2
Gagarin 2
casey 2
Redshirts Widow 2
Cky 2
Mistral 2
Alrik 2
cardinal biggles 1
Vasquez Rocks 1
Valin 1
Nathan_Heller 1
Guartho 1
Alyssa 1
A beaker full of death 1
rmkwebdesign 1
Starlock 1
Admiral Garak 1
Broccoli 1
Mister.Woof 1
The Squire of Gothos 1
A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees 1
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USS Mariner 1
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Toban Kal 1

This week, we have a picture of Kirk slamming the Romulan ale like he was picking fights at Iowa bars all over again and one of Data vowing never to visit a bar on Forcas III. Enjoy:

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk (thinking): Keep all fingers on the glass. Don't be like some nancy boy.

Geordi: "What's in it?"

Guinan: "Yak semen. More?"

Data: "Please."

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

Geordi: "Wow. Who'd have guessed that the ship's replicator would have been programmed by someone who's even seen 'Two Girls One Cup'?"

Guinan: "Yeah (laughs nervously). Who?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Shatner drinks smugly knowing that because of how they filmed Star Trek VI, his picture's bigger than the Next Gen one.

 

[Triskelion]

Geordi: "What's in it?"

Guinan: "Breast milk from my wedding day. More?"

Data: "Please."

Another one of these and I'll ask Bones and Spock on a camping trip.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Kirk: "So Spock, about that movie idea I had, Two Captain's one cup..."
Spock: "May I ask who the other Captain is?"
Kirk: "Scotty."
Spock: "Hell No!!!!"

Guinan: "Damn Data, with a gag reflex that sensitive, you'll never be able to give a good blow job."

 

[Shatmandu]

Geordi: "How did you think a Rigelian Nardpunch would feel going down?"

Kirk: "I don't see a problem with drinking straight butter. I really don't."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Thanks for the win! I couldn't do it with

Two Starfleet Officers, One Cup.

Romulan Jizz like Romulan Ale is illegal in the Federation, but nevertheless popular.

 

[Alrik]

Hey, thanks for the win.

Kirk (thinking): I drink alone, yeah, all by myself.

Data finally notices the Geordi has been flippin him off for the last five minutes.

 

[Alrik]

Data: "Geordi *shudder* your grip is amazing. Where did you learn to do that?"

Geordi: "I've been studying the holo-novel, 'The life and times of Captain Sulu'."

 

[Maurice]

Kirk froze mid-sip when he saw the Romulan Commander produce some Romulan Ale from his own "tap".

Even Data found the concept of Nexus hard to swallow... chaser or not
.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Mmmmmm.

Listerine Spearmint 2215. Best vintage ever put into a plastic screw bottle."

DATA(belching loudly and obnoxiously)

GEORDI: "Wow. Glad I didn't ask you to try some of Worf's prune juice, then!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"Quick. Let's all get smashed and pass out.

That way, if I wake up next to a woman with bumps on her head and an awful smell, there'll be a legitimate excuse this time."

 

[Kirby]

With Spock's accompanyment on the Vulcan Lyre, Kirk belted out a stirring rendition of "Feelings" on his Bolian Nose Flute.

 

[Kirby]

Data: Ugh! It is revolting!
Geordi: The drink?
Data: No this movie! Didn't you read script? Kirk falls off a bridge!

 

[Candlelight]

"Ni Spek, I sed de glss is schtuck to mi mouf. Schtuck!"

Suddenly Data shit himself.

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: Whoa, last time I was this drunk I got in a barfight and wound up in Starfleet

 

[Alrik]

Data: "Amazing experience. The fizz has caused my eyes to cross and I believe that I have just pissed myself."
Geordi: "Whoa, Data, that's not good."
Guinan: "More?"
Data: "Absolutely!"

 

[cooleddie74]

Unbeknownst to the good Captain...General Chang had a source.

A mickey source.

FORCAS PUNCH

So delicious...you'll ruin the front of your trousers and fall asleep afterwards.(TM)

 

[cooleddie74]

McCOY:"NO!!! Jim!!

That's the glass with the...









fly in it.


NEVER mind."